The Good, the Bad - And the Ugly

Popo Agie Flow · Oct 18, 2008

The Good: Your great-uncle died and left you his 50-room mansion.
The Bad: You hate cleaning bathrooms.

kayg · Oct 18, 2008

The Good: Your great-uncle died and left you his 50-room mansion.
The Bad: You hate cleaning bathrooms.
The Ugly: So did your great-uncle. The bathroom hasn't been cleaned since he was a young adult.

The Good: You finally saved up enough money to buy the car you always wanted.

Nymtoc · Oct 19, 2008

The Good: You finally saved up enough money to buy the car you always wanted.
The Bad: It gets five miles per gallon.

Deccydiva · Oct 19, 2008

The Good: You finally saved up enough money to buy the car you always wanted.
The Bad: It gets five miles per gallon.
The Ugly: The Government has just slapped a punative tax on gas guzzlers and nobody will buy a car like that any more

The Good: You have passed your Masters degree which you sweated over for five years

Popo Agie Flow · Oct 19, 2008

The Good: You have passed your Masters degree which you sweated over for five years
The Bad: It's in economics

Snowstorm · Oct 19, 2008

The Good: You have passed your Masters degree which you sweated over for five years
The Bad: It's in economics
The ugly: Your only job offer is as the assistant to the night manager who handles the books at your local fast food restaurant.

The Good: It's election day! The interminable campaigning is over.

Popo Agie Flow · Oct 19, 2008

The Good: It's election day! The interminable campaigning is over.
The Bad: "That One" didn't win.

Nymtoc · Oct 19, 2008

The Good: It's election day! The interminable campaigning is over.
The Bad: "That One" didn't win.
The Ugly: Serious voting machine malfunctions were reported in all 50 states.

[This is supposed to be a funny thread, but this one really worries me!]

The good: You have been selected as the first civilian to ride a rocket to the moon.

Deccydiva · Oct 19, 2008

The good: You have been selected as the first civilian to ride a rocket to the moon
The bad: It's a one-way ticket

Snowstorm · Oct 19, 2008

The good: You have been selected as the first civilian to ride a rocket to the moon
The bad: It's a one-way ticket
The ugly: It's on a Russian rocket and you have to ride outside.

The good: You got a flat-screen HD TV.

Popo Agie Flow · Oct 19, 2008

The good: You got a flat-screen HD TV.
The Bad: Now you wish everyone used ProActive

dochas · Oct 20, 2008

The good: You got a flat-screen HD TV.
The Bad: Now you wish everyone used ProActive
The Ugly: Your favorite hot actor, the one who used to star in your fantasies every night, apparently buys concealer by the truckload.

The Good: The boss is going to be out of the office on Friday.

Pagey's_Girl · Oct 20, 2008

The Good: The boss is going to be out of the office on Friday.
The Bad: The CEO pop in for a surprise visit

Ms. Jem · Oct 20, 2008

The ugly: he wanted to take you out to lunch to give you a pink slip in private.

The good: You've been named Writer of the Year on the heels of your first bestseller.

Ageless Stranger · Oct 20, 2008

The good: You've been named Writer of the Year on the heels of your first bestseller.

The bad: You have to make a cash donation to receive your award.

Ms. Jem · Oct 20, 2008

The good: You've been named Writer of the Year on the heels of your first bestseller.
The bad: You have to make a cash donation to receive your reward.
The ugly: You have no cash.

The good: But you do have friends with cash.

Nymtoc · Oct 20, 2008

The good: But you do have friends with cash.
The bad: Because of the financial crisis, they are all pinching pennies and merely laugh when you ask for a loan.

Deccydiva · Oct 20, 2008

The good: But you do have friends with cash.
The bad: Because of the financial crisis, they are all pinching pennies and merely laugh when you ask for a loan.
The Ugly: Same goes for your family.

The Good: You have been invited to appear on a top, late night TV chat show

Ms. Jem · Oct 20, 2008

The good: You have been invited to appear on a top late night TV chat show.
The bad: The show is on location in Dubai.

mario_c · Oct 20, 2008

The good: You have been invited to appear on a top late night TV chat show.
The bad: The show is on location in Dubai.
The ugly: You innocently ask if if the green room has a bar.

The Good: You asked that really hot, special someone out.

Nymtoc · Oct 20, 2008

The Good: You asked that really hot, special someone out.
The Bad: That special someone says, "I'd love to, as long as I can bring my mother along."

Snowstorm · Oct 20, 2008

The Good: You asked that really hot, special someone out.
The Bad: That special someone says, "I'd love to, as long as I can bring my mother along."
The Ugly: You're more attracted to the mother.

The Good: Your favorite movie is on TV tonight and you have nothing to do but watch it!

Ms. Jem · Oct 21, 2008

The good: Your favorite movie is on TV tonight and you have nothing to do but watch it.
The bad: You are happy that you have nothing to do but watch it.

Nymtoc · Oct 21, 2008

The good: Your favorite movie is on TV tonight and you have nothing to do but watch it.
The bad: You are happy that you have nothing to do but watch it.
The Ugly: The movie is Ed Wood's "Plan 9 From Outer Space."

The Good: You are walking your dog when you come across a wallet containing $1,000 and no ID of any kind.

HeronW · Oct 21, 2008

The Good: You are walking your dog when you come across a wallet containing $1,000 and no ID of any kind.
the bad: it's a set up by the nasty neighbor watching you with a pumpaction and a telescope

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