The Good, the Bad - And the Ugly

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The Good: Your neighbor's sister's cousin's best-friend gave him a "sure-thing" tip for today's Kentucky Derby.

The Bad: Your neighbor's sister's cousin's best-friend is Bernie Madoff

The Ugly: The tip was for Secretariat.

The Good: Your kid just invented a new fuel source in your garage.
 

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The Good: Your kid just invented a new fuel source in your garage.

The Bad: It involved removing the siding from your house.
 

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The Good: Your kid just invented a new fuel source in your garage.

The Bad: It involved removing the siding your house.

The Ugly: It smells like .....doo-doo....

The Good: The flavor and texture of chocolate is good.
 

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The Good: The flavor and texture of texture of chocolate is good

The Bad: The calorie count definitely isn't.
 

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The Good: The flavor and texture of texture of chocolate is good

The Bad: The calorie count definitely isn't.

The Ugly: (Moving along) It's very expensive.

The Good: The spring rains have finally ended.
 

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The Good: The spring rains have finally ended.
The Bad: They've turned every open patch of dirt into mud.
 

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The Good: The spring rains have finally ended.

The Bad:
They've turned every open patch of dirt into mud.

The Ugly: You live on the top of a hill at the end of a three mile long dirt road. (In Vermont (and other places) it's called Mud Season)

The Good: This thread is back on the top page again.
 
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The Good: This thread is back on the top page again.

The Bad:
I can't think of anything clever to write.
 

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The Good: This thread is back on the top page again.

The Bad:
I can't think of anything clever to write.

The Ugly: Neither can I!

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The Good: ​It's HUMP DAY!
 

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The Good: It's HUMP DAY!

The Bad: Everyone is going to be saying that every time they see you.
 

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The Good: It's HUMP DAY!

The Bad:
Everyone is going to be saying that every time they see you.

The Ugly:
The dog humps you.


The Good:
You have gathered enough points on your supermarket "club" card to qualify for a free balloon ride!
 

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The Good: You have gathered enough points on your supermarket "club" card to qualify for a free balloon ride!

The Bad: You're afraid of heights.
 

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The Good: You have gathered enough points on your supermarket "club" card to qualify for a free balloon ride!

The Bad: You're afraid of heights.

The Ugly: The balloon operator slips and falls while climbing in, kicking it loose from its moorings sending you skyward ... alone.

The Good: The Pacific Northwest is unseasonably hot and sunny today.
 

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The Good: The Pacific Northwest is unseasonably hot and sunny today.

The Bad:
Meteorologists say that's because Arctic ice is melting.
 

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The Good: The Pacific Northwest is unseasonably hot and sunny today.

The Bad:
Meteorologists say that's because Arctic ice is melting.

The Ugly: You built your house at the edge of a tidal basin.

The Good: Nymtoc's on the cover of Time Magazine.
 

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The Good: Nymtoc's on the cover of Time Magazine.

The Bad:
I didn't have a chance to comb my hair for the photo.
 
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The Good: The July 4th fireworks weren't too loud and crazy last night in my neighborhood.

The Bad: Thunderstorms and flood warnings kind of put a damper :)D) on the evening.
 

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The Good: The July 4th fireworks weren't too loud and crazy last night in my neighborhood.

The Bad: Thunderstorms and flood warnings kind of put a damper () on the evening.

The Ugly: The neighbors decided to light fireworks every night for the next week to make up for it.

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The Good: Your job is going to provide complimentary lunches for the next month.
 

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The Good: Your job is going to provide complimentary lunches for the next month.

The Bad: The lunches are at Sam's Roadside Roadkill, ten miles out of town.
 

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The Good: Your job is going to provide complimentary lunches for the next month.

The Bad: The lunches are at Sam's Roadside Roadkill, ten miles out of town.

The Ugly: You've been assigned to the QA committee to review this wonderful new employee benefit.

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The Good: The tomatoes in your garden are almost ripe and ready for picking.
 

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The Good: The tomatoes in your garden are almost ripe and ready for picking.

The Bad: A heatwave is coming soon.

The Ugly: You invited your In-laws for Spaghetti dinner


The Good: You were spared from the wrath of Hurricane Harvey
 

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The Good: You were spared from the wrath of Hurricane Harvey

The Bad: You moved to Key West, FL.
 

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The Good: You were spared from the wrath of Hurricane Harvey


The Bad: You moved to Key West, FL.

The Ugly: (I'm going to hell, but) You are camping on the beach.

The Good: The neighborhood kids are all back in school.