The Good, the Bad - And the Ugly

ErezMA · Nov 19, 2015

The Good: You had a hot dinner waiting for you when you came home from work.

The Ugly: Your spouse is really surprised that you came home so early.

^ I think you mean The Bad.

The (Real) Ugly: So is her new boyfriend.

The Good: God has given you a "Feel better card" to use any time you feel ill, and you'll instantly feel better!

CDSinex · Nov 19, 2015

ErezMA said:
^ I think you mean The Bad.

Oops, sorry.

The Good: God has given you a "Feel better card" to use any time you feel ill, and you'll instantly feel better!

The Bad: 'God' is the nickname of the neighborhood drug dealer.

ErezMA · Nov 22, 2015

The Good: God has given you a "Feel better card" to use any time you feel ill, and you'll instantly feel better!

The Bad: 'God' is the nickname of the neighborhood drug dealer.

The Ugly: God demands payment in the form of your girlfriend. He calls it a "virgin sacrifice."

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The Good: You got a great deal on a fancy new HDTV on Black Friday!

CDSinex · Nov 22, 2015

The Good: You got a great deal on a fancy new HDTV on Black Friday!

The Bad: You'll be paying it off for the next ten years.

ErezMA · Nov 23, 2015

The Good: You got a great deal on a fancy new HDTV on Black Friday!

The Bad: You'll be paying it off for the next ten years.

The Ugly: It's broken. Guess if the store takes it back!

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The Good: Love is in the air...

Jill Karg · Nov 23, 2015

The Good: love is in the air

The Bad: The air is toxic

ErezMA · Nov 23, 2015

^ What?

CDSinex · Nov 23, 2015

The Good: love is in the air

The Bad: The air is toxic

The Ugly: Both and your lover are found passed out in your car.

The Good: A friend invites you to a very fancy restaurant.

Lavern08 · Dec 19, 2015

The Good: A friend invites you to a very fancy restaurant.

The Bad: The restaurant is in Islamabad

ErezMA · Dec 21, 2015

The Good: A friend invites you to a very fancy restaurant.

The Bad: The restaurant is in Islamabad

The Ugly: The food tastes Islamaworse.

The Good: You woke up. The birds were singing, you feel fully awake and it's ten minutes before your alarm clock was scheduled to go off.

Nymtoc · Dec 21, 2015

The Good: You woke up. The birds were singing, you feel fully awake and it's ten minutes before your alarm clock was scheduled to go off.

The Bad: You are due in court at 9 a.m., when your criminal trial is scheduled to start.

CDSinex · Dec 21, 2015

The Good: You woke up. The birds were singing, you feel fully awake and it's ten minutes before your alarm clock was scheduled to go off.

The Bad: You are due in court at 9 a.m., when your criminal trial is scheduled to start.

The Ugly: Your lawyer suggests that you bring a toothbrush.

The Good: You finished your Christmas shopping, and are pleasantly surprised that you still have some money left.

jaus tail · Dec 22, 2015

The Good: You finished your Christmas shopping, and are pleasantly surprised that you still have some money left.

The Bad: All your friends ostracize you for trying to flaunt your riches before them and now you're alone all by yourself with no one to talk with and no shoulder to cry on. :evil

Lavern08 · Dec 23, 2015

The Good: You finished your Christmas shopping, and are pleasantly surprised that you still have some money left.

The Bad: All your friends ostracize you for trying to flaunt your riches before them and now you're alone all by yourself with no one to talk with and no shoulder to cry on. :evil

The Ugly: Your name is Donald J. Trump

Things You Should Never Find in a Christmas Stocking:

jaus tail · Dec 23, 2015

Things You Should Never Find in a Christmas Stocking: a dynamite with a lit fuse.

CDSinex · Dec 24, 2015

(Huh?)

The Good: Things You Should Never Find in a Christmas Stocking.

The Bad: A dynamite with a lit fuse.

The Ugly: All of the doors and windows are barricaded on the outside.

The Good: You Have the next two weeks off with pay.

jaus tail · Dec 24, 2015

The Good: You Have the next two weeks off with pay.

The Bad: So does your kid and he invites all his friends to the house and they do the C harlie Brown Dance

Nymtoc · Dec 24, 2015

The Good: You Have the next two weeks off with pay.

The Bad: So does your kid and he invites all his friends to the house and they do the C harlie Brown Dance.

The Ugly: Suspecting all kinds of illegalities, the neighbors call the cops, and you spend the next two weeks in jail.

The Good: You unwrap your first Christmas present. It is a drone!

CDSinex · Dec 24, 2015

The Good: You unwrap your first Christmas present. It is a drone!

The Bad: You take it outside for a quick test flight. A half-hour later a government agent knocks on your door, and asks to see your drone registration papers.

jaus tail · Dec 27, 2015

The Good: You unwrap your first Christmas present. It is a drone!

The Bad: You take it outside for a quick test flight. A half-hour later a government agent knocks on your door, and asks to see your drone registration papers.

The Ugly: You show him the papers and he wears an evil grin.

The Good: The neighbors are planning to burn a stuffed man's puppet on 31st December.(It was a tradition to burn an effigy of old man on midnight of 31st December)

CDSinex · Dec 28, 2015

The Good: The neighbors are planning to burn a stuffed man's puppet on 31st December.(It was a tradition to burn an effigy of old man on midnight of 31st December)

The Bad: It bears a close resemblance to you.

jaus tail · Jan 2, 2016

The Good: The neighbors are planning to burn a stuffed man's puppet on 31st December.(It was a tradition to burn an effigy of old man on midnight of 31st December)

The Bad: It bears a close resemblance to you.

The Ugly: You're ass' on fire.

The Good: You bought new clothes from the mall.

CDSinex · Jan 3, 2016

The Good: You bought new clothes from the mall.

The Bad: The loss prevention detector goes off as you leave the store.

Robbert · Jan 9, 2016

The Good: You bought new clothes from the mall.

The Bad: The loss prevention detector goes off as you leave the store.

The Ugly: The clerk at the check-out lets you off the hook by accepting payment of a bribe.

The Good: Shotguns are outlawed.

PorterStarrByrd · Jan 9, 2016

The Good: Shotguns are outlawed.

The Bad : The post office has to put up 23 million new wanted posters on its wall

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