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I had always said the only good boss was a dead boss and I knew that for sure now as I smiled at the corpse in a suit sliding down the desk in front of me.
 

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He stroked Jane's head lovingly, then placed it on the shelf next to the others.
 

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The average human body holds about 6 quarts of blood, which is quite a lot when you see it smeared from one wall to the other.
 

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What strikes me the most is how quickly I can go from perfectly sane to perfectly insane.
 

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Steve could not begin to imagine, didn't want to imagine but couldn't stop himself from replaying again and again the image, even as a part of his mind balked and cowered, the thing that poked out for the briefest of seconds from behind the tree--stalking him.
 

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Danny Caffe was twenty-seven years old when he died, too bad no one told him.
 

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The trouble with home cooking is that by the time the fire dies, all the good parts are charred.
 

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I opened my 401k statement.

Probably be scarier if I was American. ;)

Oops! Looks like I've been busted. Have to post another opening as penance. Let's see...


Removing the bastard's teeth probably would have been easier if I'd gone through the mouth, but where's the fun in that?
 
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Demons and conjurings and dark concoctions; I can understand why Father was tempted by these things, even why he indentured his soul...until I inherited his debt.
 

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Still agitated, the parrot at the crime scene climbed the sides of his cage, squawked and called out, "Is that the bogeyman?"
 

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John was a bright guy, and an excellent worker with a great future, but his habit of killing our CEOs and their children didn't fit in well with our business plan, so we had no choice but to murder him. :D
 

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I learned the hard way that a Swingline stapler is useless when you are trying to keep your intestines from falling out.
 

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Probably be scarier if I was American. ;)

Oh, no! This post has no entry! Please edit your post to include an entry in the game. This is not a chitchat thread, scribbler!

My entry:

I woke up naked under the golden gate bridge with my mouth full of blood and torn flannel pajamas.

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Thank you, scribbler! Go in peace and sin no more.

Edit to add an entry because this is not a chitchat thread:

My fingers wouldn't stop strangling people.
 
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If that furkin' skeleton sez, 'roll dem bones' one more time, I'm going to dissolve his in acid.
 
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