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John always felt a little anxious being home alone, but the moment knife-weilding men in clown masks entered his apartment, he thought being home alone would be such much fucking better/
 

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I knew I was out of my league when Xyizizzit, mighty lord of the third cul-de-sac of hell, pointed out that Mrs. Dash is not an approved substitute for salt in a summoning rite.

(Guess I'm feeling humorous tonight...)
 
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John weighs 150, so at 20 min a lb, 50 hours on high...damn I keep losing that recipe for long pork.
 

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The trouble with brains is cooking them al dente, hell, you might as well eat them raw.
 

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Sure I pick on my friends, then I wrap up the leftovers and stick them in the freezer.
 

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Chianti does not go with human liver, you need pinot noir to really bring out the flavor.
 

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Heronimus Pog felt more than heard the strange crunching inside his head, like...like something in there was making room.
 

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For I was always a rambunctious sort, and did not wish to leave well enough alone, I painted the eyes of the Anubis statue in my grandfather's laboratory wide open, and with an angry slant.
 

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Always the new guy at work, I thought a barbecue would be just the scene to buddy-up, until I noticed a human leg turning on the spit.
 

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I just love kids--especially slow roasted with my homemade mint sauce.
 

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I don't mind clawing my way to the top but I hate when my hands keep sinking into ribcages.
 

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He pressed his calloused thumb against the grimy window pane so it covered the image of Becka Timms playing on her front lawn across the street, and screwed his digit clockwise, a shrill squeak filling the air.
 
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