Are you there Universe? It's me, Margaret.

quickWit · Sep 17, 2008

Pardon?

JoNightshade · Sep 17, 2008

Are you okay?

If you start deleting things I'm going to... um... strangle you virtually.

Pagey's_Girl · Sep 17, 2008

*Tapes a sticky note with "NO!!!!" written in red on it over KTC's self-destruct button*

Hey, it worked in Apollo 13.

Seriously, (((hugs))).

Donkey · Sep 17, 2008

A little funny to cheer you up.......

NeuroFizz · Sep 17, 2008

Channel it, Kevin. Look for the wormhole. A poem, a chapter in your on-line story. Submit and forget, and get your fingers moving on the keyboard to draw you through the hole that is that amnesia.

Shadow_Ferret · Sep 17, 2008

*hands Kevin a paperbag*

JLCwrites · Sep 17, 2008

KTC said:
I'm fine. I'm fine. Just freaking a bit. Seriously...I am trying to contact the universe and ask her to tell me to calm down and breathe. You guys may be blocking the message!

No...I won't start deleting. But I could use a paper bag to breathe into.

They are slightly used.... but here you go.

JoNightshade · Sep 17, 2008

quickWit · Sep 17, 2008

JoNightshade said:

Talk about wearing your heart on your sleeve...

JLCwrites · Sep 17, 2008

quickWit said:
Talk about wearing your heart on your sleeve...

Quitty, you are The Awesome!

Woodsie · Sep 17, 2008

Do you want to help me blow out my candles? That will help you calm down. And then you can drink some Bacardi like it's your birthday.

TrainofThought · Sep 17, 2008

KTC said:
I'm fine. I'm fine. Just freaking a bit. Seriously...I am trying to contact the universe and ask her to tell me to calm down and breathe. You guys may be blocking the message!

No...I won't start deleting. But I could use a paper bag to breathe into.

I'm wearing my tinfoil hat.

quickWit · Sep 17, 2008

I thought this thread was about you.

DAMMIT Train! Not you! YOU! *points past ToT at Kevin.*

Woodsie · Sep 17, 2008

KTC said:
Hey! Happy Birthday, you! I hope it's going well.

Thanks. And the offer stands.

Shadow_Ferret · Sep 17, 2008

KTC said:
I thought this thread was about me.

You think everything is about you.

JLCwrites · Sep 17, 2008

who?

robeiae · Sep 17, 2008

Shadow_Ferret said:
*hands Kevin a paperbag*

*takes paper bag from the ferret...disgorges lunch into it...passes it on to Kevin*

robeiae · Sep 17, 2008

Right.

Woodsie · Sep 17, 2008

KTC said:
This time will be different. Right universe?

Margaret

RIGHT!!!!!

vixey · Sep 17, 2008

Yes, Kevin. This time it's all good.

Ol' Fashioned Girl · Sep 17, 2008

Now, listen up, Colonel... no 'Margaret' here, just good ol' Jenny. Straighten up, y'hear!? You've got SUCH a talent and I have proof! Don't hide it from the Universe OR Margaret. They both need it.

Get crackin' on that email, buddy.

Devil Ledbetter · Sep 17, 2008

Calm down. Breathe.

Love,

The Universe

robeiae · Sep 17, 2008

KTC said:
I sent my reply. If I don't get the request for a full or partial...I still have you lot.

*petitions Rolling Thunder to ban Kevin*

Rolling Thunder · Sep 17, 2008

robeiae said:
*petitions Rolling Thunder to bag Kevin*

Paper or plastic?

Are you there Universe? It's me, Margaret.

Stand in the Place Where You Live

Totally Ninja!

has finally arrived

Still plays with dolls

The grad students did it

Court Jester

has finally arrived

Totally Ninja!

I have tendencies.

A flowering bud of bitchiness

Totally Ninja!

I have tendencies.

Court Jester

Touch and go

Touch and go

I have tendencies.

C'est la vie!

Hand? What hand?

Come on you stranger, you legend,

Touch and go