EDU: The Poor Man's Big Mac

James81

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This is really simple. If you walk up to the teller (or drive up to the drive thru) and say the following words, I PROMISE you will get a Big Mac for a dollar EVERY SINGLE TIME. EVERY TIME. This has a 100% success rate, and is fail-proof.

Walk up and say these exact words:

"Uh, yeah, I'd like a double cheeseburger WITH ONLY Mac sauce, pickles, onions, and lettuce."
 
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You can get a Big Mac for free if you bring a gun. 100% success rate.
 
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But wait... your way you don't get that spiffy little piece of almost bread in the middle. Of course, that may be a good thing. You KNOW that's where all the calories are.

:)
 
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Williebee said:
But wait... your way you don't get that spiffy little piece of almost bread in the middle. Of course, that may be a good thing. You KNOW that's where all the calories are.

:)
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Exactly!

James81, always thinking of HEALTH first.

*snicker*
 
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But I don't like the pickles and onions (both of which are already on the double cheeseburger, at least in Canada), and I can take or leave the Mac sauce. So can I just have a double cheeseburger, hold the pickles and onions?
 
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