I told you never to show them the place from which all of this magic comes from! This is like pulling back the curtain and revealing the Great Oz as a charlatan. SPANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!!!!!!!!
Poo who?
I see what you did. It's sad...but I see it.
Medic!
It's sad he's really trying to assimilate. A little too runny for me.
*Gutter alert! I cry foul odor!*
[ETA: You know I'm trying to cook dinner in between posts.]
This thread has reached the state of coprolite reality