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    Hand? What hand? AW Moderator Ol' Fashioned Girl's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neurotic View Post
    ETA: Actually, looking at that backside, I think I need the back seat. All of the back seat.
    No offense, Neurotic, but that bow makes your butt look two axe handles wide.

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    That's OFG's and Haggis' fault. I'd sue.
    No. Nonono. Dawno's fault. It's in the AW Constitution. Look it up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ol' Fashioned Girl View Post
    No offense, Neurotic, but that bow makes your butt look two axe handles wide.
    You're too kind. I thought it was closer to three.

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    Naked bowling pins in love. I came in here for this?

    Where's the beef?(cake)
    Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

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    g'day unique.



    oh, hey, look,...a schmoo.
    sssssh. don't scare it away.

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    Hand? What hand? AW Moderator Ol' Fashioned Girl's Avatar
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    They're very timid, y'know.
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    Militant apathist Neurotic's Avatar
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    Yes. Timid.

    I'm watching you cray. You think you're being quiet but I know you're there. I can smell batteries from a great distance.

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    you rarely see the wild ones out at this hour.
    they most often come out at dusk in search of graham crackers.







    eta: keep watching, kiddo, you'll be asleep in no time!

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    Graham crackers. Amateur. Bigger batteries than you have tried to vanquish me with graham crackers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neurotic View Post
    Hah. More idle threats.

    (What? I'm a giant, big-bottomed marshmallow. How much worse can it get from here?)
    You realize, of course, that's just begging for trouble? It's like throwing a giant challenge at RT... he's been thinking now for hours just what he could do to show you 'how much worse it can get from here'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ol' Fashioned Girl View Post
    You realize, of course, that's just begging for trouble? It's like throwing a giant challenge at RT... he's been thinking now for hours just what he could do to show you 'how much worse it can get from here'.
    If he's not challenged he'll get lazy. That big, yellow head will develop big, yellow extra chins. How much yellow can one board take?

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    I hope... a lot.

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    Ack! Too... Much... Yellow...

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    Burned my eyes this morning... worse than the sun.
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    *inflates tires, pops clutch*

    Okay, people, we're on the last leg of the journey. If you're gonna write some erotic postcards you best do it now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    *inflates tires, pops clutch*

    Okay, people, we're on the last leg of the journey. If you're gonna write some erotic postcards you best do it now.
    *drains gas tank*
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    For those of you that don't know what "haggis" is, I can only say that it's much better not knowing anyway
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    It's either time for a cigarette or a cold shower.
    Maybe both.


    :Makes note that you can't do both at the same time.:
    Sometimes I actually write stuff
    Like this...
    If a tree falls in Hesperides

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    *fills gas tank with water*
    Quote Originally Posted by Curlz View Post
    For those of you that don't know what "haggis" is, I can only say that it's much better not knowing anyway
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    *hands Haggis a sack of sugar*

    Try this.
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    Doesn't matter what anyone does; OP is like a black hole and this thread can't escape its pull.

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    Stop touching me!
    Elaine Golden
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stew21 View Post
    It's either time for a cigarette or a cold shower.
    Maybe both.


    :Makes note that you can't do both at the same time.:
    Actually...

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    Since this IS the erotica board, shouldn't there be some risque pics or something?

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    TMI! TMI!

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    I shall take this (probably last) opportunity to remind the one OP Mod who rides this bus, that she has the power to reboot this forum anywhere she damn well feels like booting it, once it winds up again in OP.

    HEAR ME, JEN?
    Quote Originally Posted by Curlz View Post
    For those of you that don't know what "haggis" is, I can only say that it's much better not knowing anyway
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