Read books by AWers!
Naked bowling pins in love. I came in here for this?
Where's the beef?(cake)
Eat right, exercise, die anyway.
oh, hey, look,...a schmoo.
sssssh. don't scare it away.
I'm watching you cray. You think you're being quiet but I know you're there. I can smell batteries from a great distance.
you rarely see the wild ones out at this hour.
they most often come out at dusk in search of graham crackers.
eta: keep watching, kiddo, you'll be asleep in no time!
Graham crackers. Amateur. Bigger batteries than you have tried to vanquish me with graham crackers.
Ack! Too... Much... Yellow...
*inflates tires, pops clutch*
Okay, people, we're on the last leg of the journey. If you're gonna write some erotic postcards you best do it now.
It's either time for a cigarette or a cold shower.
:Makes note that you can't do both at the same time.:
Sometimes I actually write stuff
If a tree falls in Hesperides
*fills gas tank with water*
*hands Haggis a sack of sugar*
Doesn't matter what anyone does; OP is like a black hole and this thread can't escape its pull.
Stop touching me!
Since this IS the erotica board, shouldn't there be some risque pics or something?
I shall take this (probably last) opportunity to remind the one OP Mod who rides this bus, that she has the power to reboot this forum anywhere she damn well feels like booting it, once it winds up again in OP.
HEAR ME, JEN?