TTSDBNT...Summer Road Trip: Death, by erotica.

Ol' Fashioned Girl

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ETA: Actually, looking at that backside, I think I need the back seat. All of the back seat.

No offense, Neurotic, but that bow makes your butt look two axe handles wide.

That's OFG's and Haggis' fault. I'd sue.

No. Nonono. Dawno's fault. It's in the AW Constitution. Look it up.
 

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Naked bowling pins in love. I came in here for this?

Where's the beef?(cake)
 

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g'day unique.



oh, hey, look,...a schmoo.
sssssh. don't scare it away.
 

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Yes. Timid.

I'm watching you cray. You think you're being quiet but I know you're there. I can smell batteries from a great distance.
 

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you rarely see the wild ones out at this hour.
they most often come out at dusk in search of graham crackers.







eta: keep watching, kiddo, you'll be asleep in no time!
 

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Graham crackers. Amateur. Bigger batteries than you have tried to vanquish me with graham crackers.
 

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Hah. More idle threats.

(What? I'm a giant, big-bottomed marshmallow. How much worse can it get from here?)

You realize, of course, that's just begging for trouble? It's like throwing a giant challenge at RT... he's been thinking now for hours just what he could do to show you 'how much worse it can get from here'. :)
 

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You realize, of course, that's just begging for trouble? It's like throwing a giant challenge at RT... he's been thinking now for hours just what he could do to show you 'how much worse it can get from here'. :)

If he's not challenged he'll get lazy. That big, yellow head will develop big, yellow extra chins. How much yellow can one board take?
 

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I hope... a lot.

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*inflates tires, pops clutch*

Okay, people, we're on the last leg of the journey. If you're gonna write some erotic postcards you best do it now.
 

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It's either time for a cigarette or a cold shower.
Maybe both.


:Makes note that you can't do both at the same time.:
 

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Doesn't matter what anyone does; OP is like a black hole and this thread can't escape its pull.
 

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rhymegirl

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Since this IS the erotica board, shouldn't there be some risque pics or something?
 

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I shall take this (probably last) opportunity to remind the one OP Mod who rides this bus, that she has the power to reboot this forum anywhere she damn well feels like booting it, once it winds up again in OP.

HEAR ME, JEN?