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Thread: TTSDBNT...Summer Road Trip: Death, by erotica.

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    Pegged Out AW Moderator Ol' Fashioned Girl's Avatar
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    Wait! We're in Erotica!
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    Shouldn't that be: "Wait! We're erotic!"


    Or, maybe not. Carry on.

    Um... you're doing that already.

    Nevermind.
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    So, one of my favorite places to be!

    *gets out her Councilor Troy outfit and struts*



    That's right, I know we aren't in SciFi/Fan anymore.

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    Woo-hoo!

    Nine years old and they let me into Erotica!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cassiopeia View Post
    So, one of my favorite places to be!

    *gets out of her Councilor Troy outfit and struts*


    Woo-hoo!

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    If we're in Erotica, then I REALLY REALLY REALLY want someone to conjure up The Gerard for me.

    Anyone smuggle the Transporter under their seat before we left SF? Please?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pthom View Post
    Shouldn't that be: "Wait! We're erotic!"


    Or, maybe not. Carry on.

    Um... you're doing that already.

    Nevermind.
    Yeah, you're just a tad late with the permissions there, pthom.


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    Woo-hoo!

    Nine years old and they let me into Erotica!

    But what's that in dog years? 105?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ol' Fashioned Girl View Post

    But what's that in dog years? 105?
    Um...something like that.
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    That's okay, Haggis. We love ol' dogs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ol' Fashioned Girl View Post
    That's okay, Haggis. We love ol' dogs.
    Good, because I can still get it...

    wait a minute...

    it's almost there...

    hold on...

    I'm sure I can still do this...

    ...

    ...


    ...


    *craptm*
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    *queue music*

    *brown chicken brown cow brown chicken brown cow*


    drops off reference post for you to laugh at

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    Why does it still say beam me up Scotty if we're now in porn?
    "Anyone who can't stomach a bit of hypothetical grotesquery needs to toughen up, because the way the world's going, we'll all spend our final days scrabbling through a pile of steaming rubble, desperately scavenging for bits of charred baby to eat with our bare hands. And under those circumstances, a dark sense of humour will be a massive advantage."

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    'Cause RT got -ahem- distracted and forgot to change it.
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    I'm not the one who punted it to erotica. And 'Beam me up, Scotty' sounds erotic enough.

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    If said in a sexy tone of voice... well, yeah.

    Especially if you're naked.
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    Well... I guess I could post that one scene from 'Trinity'... Silver King knows the one... he and Mrs. SK thought it was quite... uh...

    Or not.

    It would look bad once we get back home.
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    I'll put it up on one of the pay sites... might make a dime or two.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ol' Fashioned Girl View Post
    might make a dime or two.
    Careful, ma'am.
    You don't want to price yourself out of the market.
    "Anyone who can't stomach a bit of hypothetical grotesquery needs to toughen up, because the way the world's going, we'll all spend our final days scrabbling through a pile of steaming rubble, desperately scavenging for bits of charred baby to eat with our bare hands. And under those circumstances, a dark sense of humour will be a massive advantage."

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    *marvels at how quickly they fled SF/F*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bmwhtly View Post
    Careful, ma'am.
    You don't want to price yourself out of the market.
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    Hey, can this thread generate an alternate universe that makes agents fall in love with my manuscript?
    I could use the help.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stew21 View Post
    Hey, can this thread generate an alternate universe that makes agents fall in love with my manuscript?
    I could use the help.
    Given where we are right now, I think the thread can make agents fall in lust with your manuscript.
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    This forum might make you want to hump my manuscript's leg.

    Don't mess up the pages, puppy.

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    maybe we should change the title to Steam Me Up, Scotty.

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