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Thread: TTSDBNT...Summer Road Trip: Death, by food poisoning.

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    Are we cookin?
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    Oh, my goodness! Have we gotten there already? I didn't even know we'd left! I must've fallen asleep on the bus!

    We're cookin'!

    Breakfast, anyone? I can whip up a heck of a breakfast!
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    Yep, this is the next to last week for the road trip so eat your fill.

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    OFG, I know you can make biscuits. Want me to make some sausage gravy?

    I'm a good omlet flipper too.
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    Oh, noes! Trip's almost over!? Seems like we just left! Can't we take a little side trip to Capri??????
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    Mmmmm. Nothing better'n sausage gravy and Angel Biscuits! How 'bout some hash browns? RT, start peelin'.
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    coffee's on.

    I have some fresh blackberries. I can make a cobbler.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ol' Fashioned Girl View Post
    Mmmmm. Nothing better'n sausage gravy and Angel Biscuits! How 'bout some hash browns? RT, start peelin'.
    EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

    There. That should be enough pealin' for now.

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    Nice effort there, squealer.

    I'll peel the potatoes.
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    It got me out of work.

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    *bans self from thread until we're out of cooking*

    You don't want me to touch any kind of food.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    It got me out of work.

    Don't think I don't know that. I have a husband and two sons. I know the tactic well.
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    For five bucks I'll teach them some new techniques.

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    *whips up some Eggs Benedict*
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    Shouldn't Eggs Benedict be hanged?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    Shouldn't Eggs Benedict be hanged?
    Eaten.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ol' Fashioned Girl View Post
    The only place we haven't been welcome - so far, at least - is the Mod Room.

    Go figure.
    Yeah, but you know what they're like.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ol' Fashioned Girl View Post
    Hello.

    We have met the enemy... and they are us.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ol' Fashioned Girl View Post
    But he'll die with a smile on his face that no mortician can erase.
    And they'll never get the lid of the coffin down.


    So, the bus has stopped off for a snack?
    I've made capuccino cake!
    "Anyone who can't stomach a bit of hypothetical grotesquery needs to toughen up, because the way the world's going, we'll all spend our final days scrabbling through a pile of steaming rubble, desperately scavenging for bits of charred baby to eat with our bare hands. And under those circumstances, a dark sense of humour will be a massive advantage."

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    Is it time for breakfast again already? Let's have a slice of that cake, Ben, and some hot tea while we plan how to start today.

    How 'bout bacon and eggs, grits, and toast? And some nice grapefruit on the side?
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    It's impolite to stand beside cray and call him a grapefruit, OFG. Calling him any type of vegetable or fruit behind his back is acceptable though.

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    How 'bout we just get him to turn his back to me, then? Would that work?
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