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I feel bad for talking nonsense for a couple days now so I have to 'splain myself. I've been taking a bunch of antibiotics and they seem to be restricting my ability to um, think, walk, etc. Most of the time.

Anyway I can't follow a train of thought for more than three seconds even if I'm writing it down as I go, my posts are meandering and pointless, all that, and I dunno that I can request a self-ban in good conscience knowing that my brain is way too foggy to write much of anything. Maybe you should stop making interesting threads?? :tongue



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I knew when you started referring to your old band as Jefferson Mechanical-Device-With-Wing-Thingamees that something was amiss.

We all still luv ya, and good to dispel the rumours that have been flying around here that it was all because of dipsomania.
 

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I just figure that if it takes me 15-20 minutes to make a 70 word post, then probably 50 of the words didn't make sense...only I can't tell.

And yea, that was a really bad time, Kiwiguy, but you've all just been sooo understanding that I'll probably get through it anyway :tongue
 

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I just want some antibiotics that do that. Mine are depressingly staid. :(
 

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We have The Drunk Thread. Maybe it's time we start, The Tripping Thread, Starring Danger Jane!

Or we can always change the title of this thread accordingly. :)
 

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Maybe I'm more confused than I thought, then...

One of those full-circle things...

I had an example but now all I'm coming up with is "Donnie Darko...frame story...circular structure...life is a movie...Chaos Theory..."


Uh.

Feel free to change the title, only if I get expelled from college somehow resulting from this, remember, I'M EIGHTY-FOUR. That's what my profile says.
 

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Given that I have the attention span of a flea, I wonder if they'd have the opposite effect on me and make me suddenly coherent.
 

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Given that I have the attention span of a flea, I wonder if they'd have the opposite effect on me and make me suddenly coherent.

I have about sixty pills left, so how about you take the side effects and I'll take the dead bacteria?
 

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Nah, your posts seem fine. They're in French, but hey, aren't we all?

:)

Take your drugs. Get better. We'll be here for you.

Do we need to start some kind of reminder thingie?

HEY DJ! TAKE YOUR DOPE!!!
 

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I figured out a way we can freak out Danger. But don't tell her. I'll follow her around, and every time she posts, I'll include a huge image of my avatar. She'll finally realize I'm stalking her, only I'll be king-sized, large enough to consume her in one bite!

One pill makes you larger...
 

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Shit guys there's a fucking fish following me around, and I think some posts are backwards French but I don't read French, I read Latin.......

At least I had the bright idea to take the drowsy pills at midnight, rather than at SIX PM, which is far enough from when I actually sleep that I have time to become UNdrowsy again...

I keep ending everything with an ellipsis....

Ellipse.......is....
 

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omfg guys you can all see this bouncing across Matera's post right?



Speaking in tongues is scary D:

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Some antibiotics make me bleed internally and vomit vast quantities of blood. I think you got it made, DJ.
 

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I didn't even notice you were talking nonsense. Heck, have you read the other threads around here?

;-)

Get well soon, college girl.
 

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Some antibiotics make me bleed internally and vomit vast quantities of blood.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHahahaahahaaaa

They told you those were anti-biotics? :)

Seriously, Hillary, ick. I think I'd rather be sick.

Hey DJ, I know where we can get a really big fishing rod.

just saying...
 

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I've had some pretty weird reactions to pills to. There were the ones that made me go WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! just like that Simpsons episode when Apu thinks he's a humming bird. Hubby thought it was hilarious, and they were pretty fluffy tbh.


Can I talk about the mermaids now?

Or should I wait till you're better ( soon I hope t'will be))