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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    Saving you is not my goal.
    Could I get a good shave though before you kills me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpookyWriter View Post
    And I got just the guy.


    No. No. Nonono.

    I like this one better:

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    Could I get a good shave though before you kills me?
    Certainly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    Certainly.
    Oh, I knewed there was a readson behind your sanity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpookyWriter View Post
    Could I get a good shave though before you kills me?
    A shave? You want a shave?

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    Dammit, RT! You beat me to the punch again!
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    He's busy calling Mac for instructions on how to handle the pOlicts forum.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ol' Fashioned Girl View Post
    No. No. Nonono.

    I like this one better:


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    SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH!

    Johnny Depp is in da HOUSE!

    Okay. Whew! That felt good!

    *goes back to attaching chains to the bottom of the dangling bus, dropping them over the edge to the tow truck with its engine revving at the bottom of the gorge*

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    Quote Originally Posted by mscelina View Post
    SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH!

    Johnny Depp is in da HOUSE!

    Okay. Whew! That felt good!

    *goes back to attaching chains to the bottom of the dangling bus, dropping them over the edge to the tow truck with its engine revving at the bottom of the gorge*
    Did you say, George?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Ol' Fashioned Girl View Post
    I do? I do! I need an agent with no small knowledge of the law, too. You available?
    Oh yes! Just happens I'm between gigs. We need to draft a killer rider. Do you have a favorite color for your dressing room? Special flowers? Foods? Music? Start a list!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Soccer Mom View Post
    Oh yes! Just happens I'm between gigs. We need to draft a killer rider. Do you have a favorite color for your dressing room? Special flowers? Foods? Music? Start a list!
    Hmmm... dark grayish blue. Snow white macrame medallion drapes over windows overlooking the ocean. Absolute silence outside until I signal I'm awake by calling for my AW mug of hot Vanilla Rooibos tea (ordered specially from Cassiopeia's Corner - she knows exactly the blend I love!).

    The flowers should be either white (to go with the blue/white theme) or red (and we'll be patriotic that day).

    Foods... Mmmmm... Fresh seafood prepared by Alton Brown or Paula Deen. In a pinch, I'll accept Tyler Florence... unless Gerard decides he wants to cook for me, too.

    Music... classical. Light classical. Beethoven. Mozart (no opera).

    And I need chocolate available at all times... Fudge Love would be nice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ol' Fashioned Girl View Post
    Hmmm... dark grayish blue. Snow white macrame medallion drapes over windows overlooking the ocean. Absolute silence outside until I signal I'm awake by calling for my AW mug of hot Vanilla Rooibos tea (ordered specially from Cassiopeia's Corner - she knows exactly the blend I love!).

    The flowers should be either white (to go with the blue/white theme) or red (and we'll be patriotic that day).

    Foods... Mmmmm... Fresh seafood prepared by Alton Brown or Paula Deen. In a pinch, I'll accept Tyler Florence... unless Gerard decides he wants to cook for me, too.

    Music... classical. Light classical. Beethoven. Mozart (no opera).
    And I need chocolate available at all times... Fudge Love would be nice.

    Got it! Yep. Seafood. How about for your entourage? What kind of eats do they need?

    Oh, and the soundproofing for your dressing room. Very important.

    I think you need a fresh supply of Evian for your flowers. Yup. And a crystal vase. Make that two in case Mindy or the cats breaks one.

    Yeah, I can totally make this work.
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    Throw in whatever you like for yourself - you're part of my entourage now. And don't forget a companion for yourself, too. I don't want you to get lonely while I'm busy working... which, by the way, will only be from the time I wake up until 4pm, Oklahoma time. (No nights, weekends, or holidays.)

    And chocolate chip cookies. Plenty of those - half with pecans, half without.

    And cold, cold, cold milk. Can't eat a warm chocolate chip cookie without icy cold milk.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ol' Fashioned Girl View Post
    Throw in whatever you like for yourself - you're part of my entourage now. And don't forget a companion for yourself, too. I don't want you to get lonely while I'm busy working... which, by the way, will only be from the time I wake up until 4pm, Oklahoma time. (No nights, weekends, or holidays.)

    And chocolate chip cookies. Plenty of those - half with pecans, half without.

    And cold, cold, cold milk. Can't eat a warm chocolate chip cookie without icy cold milk.
    Check! For me? They're gonna have to up the Dr. Pepper budget.
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    I don't post in this thread too often, so I'll settle for a Producer credit.

    *sits back sends an AD for coffee*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Soccer Mom View Post
    Check! For me? They're gonna have to up the Dr. Pepper budget.
    Is that all you want? Oh, come on... you can have just about anything you want! How about... Mmmmm... A visit with Captain Phil?
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    Before we acquiese to any demands, or sign any contracts, I'll need to know the names of the last three films Jen starred in, what part she played and each film's worldwide box office gross.
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    where are we?
    script writing? ugh. the mods here are,..

    oh,...hey there, clockwork! how are you doing? hope your day is progressing nicely thus far.


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    Quote Originally Posted by clockwork View Post
    Before we acquiese to any demands, or sign any contracts, I'll need to know the names of the last three films Jen starred in, what part she played and each film's worldwide box office gross.
    I quite agree.

    Frankly, I'm sick of all of you with your money-grubbing ways. This is about art. This is about creating something for future generations to enjoy. Let's hold off talk about money at least until we see the finished product, hm?

    That little tirade should earn me 10% of the gross, don't you think, Clockwork?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    I quite agree.

    Frankly, I'm sick of all of you with your money-grubbing ways. This is about art. This is about creating something for future generations to enjoy. Let's hold off talk about money at least until we see the finished product, hm?
    That little tirade should earn me 10% of the gross, don't you think, Clockwork?
    Well, said that man! I quite agree too. We can fight endlessly over contracts and perks paid for using money I've already spent set up in holding accounts but that won't change the world.

    This is about art, about the creation of something lasting and important for the ages. I refuse to allow anyone to lower the tone!

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    where are we?
    script writing? ugh. the mods here are,..

    oh,...hey there, clockwork! how are you doing? hope your day is progressing nicely thus far.



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    funny!

    but no, haggis called me over here....it seems the scriptwriter 3000 runs on batteries.

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    Gah! You're right.

    Any chance of some commericial sponsorship from Eveready? I've got a whole merchandise and toy product line up in mind that are gonna need a helluva lotta batteries.
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    Quote Originally Posted by clockwork View Post
    I've got a toy that are gonna need a helluva lotta batteries.
    Yes you do. And unless you want to pictures of you and your toy to hit the tabloids, you'll give me a producer credit, 1% of the budget and 5% of the worldwide gross.
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    That's a misquote and you know it! Go hock your wares to the National Enquirer. This is Hollyweird! People expect their studio chiefs to be perverts!


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