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Thread: FREAKS vs. LADIES or BOTH ???

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    Quote Originally Posted by SPMiller View Post
    Saying that it's a "start" implies there's more.

    What? Why are you looking at me like that?

    ( See, I'm getting good at this emoticon thing!)
    You most certainly are getting good with the emoticons...now see if you understand what this one means...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tink View Post
    You most certainly are getting good with the emoticons...now see if you understand what this one means...
    Oh, oh. I know. It's an offer...

    (I haven't figured out how to stay in-bounds in AW threads.)

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    If you trust and respect your partner and vice versa then you grow with each other as time goes on and things just get better. You can wave your candlelight dinner guests out the door, grab your partner, drop on the dining room table (hope it holds up), and end up with the leftover baked Alaska in interesting places. :}
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    I think Jimmy Buffett got it wrong when he wrote Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw. It seems to me that you caqn get drunk, or you can screw, but it is difficult to do both. It should have been written Why Don't We Get Drunk Or Screw

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    Quote Originally Posted by SPMiller View Post
    Oh, oh. I know. It's an offer...

    (I haven't figured out how to stay in-bounds in AW threads.)
    ...and that is all I should say 'bout that. and
    Quote Originally Posted by HeronW View Post
    If you trust and respect your partner and vice versa then you grow with each other as time goes on and things just get better. You can wave your candlelight dinner guests out the door, grab your partner, drop on the dining room table (hope it holds up), and end up with the leftover baked Alaska in interesting places. :}
    Four Things You Cannot Retrieve
    The Stone -- after the throw.
    The Word -- after its said.
    The Occasion -- after its missed.
    The Time -- after its gone.
    'TINK'

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeronW View Post
    If you trust and respect your partner and vice versa then you grow with each other as time goes on and things just get better. You can wave your candlelight dinner guests out the door, grab your partner, drop on the dining room table (hope it holds up), and end up with the leftover baked Alaska in interesting places. :}

    I don't think I want to have dinner at your place.

    Richard
    <<<...ran into a bum with a bottle of chum, and we wound up drinking all night.....>>>

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaclusion View Post
    I think Jimmy Buffett got it wrong when he wrote Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw. It seems to me that you caqn get drunk, or you can screw, but it is difficult to do both. It should have been written Why Don't We Get Drunk Or Screw

    Richard
    Well I suppose that depends on who is doing the drinking and who is doing the screwing or both or maybe neither or...sh*t---forget it. I am confused now...or drunk!!!!
    Four Things You Cannot Retrieve
    The Stone -- after the throw.
    The Word -- after its said.
    The Occasion -- after its missed.
    The Time -- after its gone.
    'TINK'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaclusion View Post
    I don't think I want to have dinner at your place.

    Richard
    I will have dinner with HeronW but only if she allows me to use some strong cleaning supplies on the table and she cannot serve leftover fish...
    Four Things You Cannot Retrieve
    The Stone -- after the throw.
    The Word -- after its said.
    The Occasion -- after its missed.
    The Time -- after its gone.
    'TINK'

    Yee Haw!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tink View Post
    ...and that is all I should say 'bout that. and
    Yeah. Thought so.

    Quote Originally Posted by Seaclusion View Post
    I don't think I want to have dinner at your place.

    Richard
    And here I was wondering why she shooed her guests away...

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    Quote Originally Posted by SPMiller View Post
    Yeah. Thought so.
    Nu-uh, I ain't feared of nuthin'...


    ...'cept maybe frowns in my reps. lol!
    Four Things You Cannot Retrieve
    The Stone -- after the throw.
    The Word -- after its said.
    The Occasion -- after its missed.
    The Time -- after its gone.
    'TINK'

    Yee Haw!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tink View Post
    Nu-uh, I ain't feared of nuthin'...


    ...'cept maybe frowns in my reps. lol!
    Remember which thread we're in. I ain't frownin'

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    Quote Originally Posted by SPMiller View Post
    Remember which thread we're in. I ain't frownin'
    We are in the Take It Outside...thread...so...uhh...ok, I think I might oughta hush.
    And you weren't the one who frowned at me...
    Four Things You Cannot Retrieve
    The Stone -- after the throw.
    The Word -- after its said.
    The Occasion -- after its missed.
    The Time -- after its gone.
    'TINK'

    Yee Haw!!!

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    Just checked over my rep history and I didn't find a single damn frown. Surely I've written plenty of posts that have caused frowns. I guess I just have to try harder.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SPMiller View Post
    Just checked over my rep history and I didn't find a single damn frown. Surely I've written plenty of posts that have caused frowns. I guess I just have to try harder.
    That is totally not fair, Me, me!!!---I get a frown and you never have...well I am gonna solve that now. SP, go look at your reps....
    Four Things You Cannot Retrieve
    The Stone -- after the throw.
    The Word -- after its said.
    The Occasion -- after its missed.
    The Time -- after its gone.
    'TINK'

    Yee Haw!!!

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    Oh, that's a frown?

    I always thought a frown was an angry expression, not a sad one. Just think of all the literature where I misunderstood the characters' emotions!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SPMiller View Post
    Oh, that's a frown?

    I always thought a frown was an angry expression, not a sad one. Just think of all the literature where I misunderstood the characters' emotions!
    Confusing, isn't it? I had to take emoticons 101 before I understood it all...
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    Four Things You Cannot Retrieve
    The Stone -- after the throw.
    The Word -- after its said.
    The Occasion -- after its missed.
    The Time -- after its gone.
    'TINK'

    Yee Haw!!!

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    TINK!
    not a fish :}
    Ideally in a restaurant it comes flaming to your table. Make sure the flames are out when you have the after dinner nookie or you won't be indulging for a llllllloooooooonnnnnnggggggggg time :}
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    Quote Originally Posted by HeronW View Post

    TINK!
    not a fish :}
    Ideally in a restaurant it comes flaming to your table. Make sure the flames are out when you have the after dinner nookie or you won't be indulging for a llllllloooooooonnnnnnggggggggg time :}
    ...ooops, its this place...this forum, its robbing me of my brain cells...
    Four Things You Cannot Retrieve
    The Stone -- after the throw.
    The Word -- after its said.
    The Occasion -- after its missed.
    The Time -- after its gone.
    'TINK'

    Yee Haw!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tink View Post
    Ok, I have tossed this question around in another thread and under some advice I have decided to pose this question here...

    Why do some (please note I typed some and not all) men want freaks in the bedroom but want/expect a full transition into a Lady when outside of the bedroom? Or vica/versa, this could work either way with the genders.

    This question is posted to anyone who wants to expound on the complexities of the way some folks think...
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    You are a lucky man...
    Four Things You Cannot Retrieve
    The Stone -- after the throw.
    The Word -- after its said.
    The Occasion -- after its missed.
    The Time -- after its gone.
    'TINK'

    Yee Haw!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tink View Post

    Why do some (please note I typed some and not all) men want freaks in the bedroom but want/expect a full transition into a Lady when outside of the bedroom?
    Because most people want all they can get in life. And there's nothing inherently wrong with that, as I see it.

    It's all a matter of whether or not someone is willing to make someone else uncomfortable or worse to get what they want. That's the measure of an asshole.

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