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    Quote Originally Posted by KTC View Post
    There's not a mountain of dogs ugly enough to pluck that acting pooch from.
    Hey, hey! I deserve better from you. I was on your side when...

    Well, I'm sure there must have been a time when I...

    When people say bad things about you, I always...

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    Oh, but on the silverscreen, everyone is played by someone prettier than real life. All major dog roles are played by female dogs anyway.

    Too bad I've gone cat again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Soccer Mom View Post
    Ooh, more coffee for me but I don't think there is any unless Jenn doesn't want it and she doesn't so yay for more plus I saw this movie where there was this guy and he like hated this other guy and wanted to takeover the world so he tried to do some bad stuff and kidnap some people and I got bored so I watched this other show about this good guy that everyone thought was bad and he and uh and I kept flipping and got confused so I just watched SpongeBob Squarepants instead.

    I think Sponge Bob has alot to say about the surreal alienation of modern urban living.

    Oooh, donuts!
    Um....

    Is there a head-spinning smiley anywhere?

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    Too bad I've gone cat again.
    OK, for some reason, I find this line to be funny as all getout. lol

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    Dang. Some of those would be sad movies, too.
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    I blame the fourth cup of coffee I just drank to counteract my late night and early morning. They say once you go cat, you never go back.

    I'm gonna go sit in the corner now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JenNipps View Post
    Um....

    Is there a head-spinning smiley anywhere?
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    Ooooooooh, purdy.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Soccer Mom View Post
    I blame the fourth cup of coffee I just drank to counteract my late night and early morning. They say once you go cat, you never go back.
    I've heard that before, though not in that context.

    I'm gonna go sit in the corner now.
    That might be a good idea.

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    Oh, cool! lol

    It needs to go just a wee bit faster, though, to keep up with Soccer Mom. lol
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    :runs through thread giggling on the way to the sprinkler:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Soccer Mom View Post
    :runs through thread giggling on the way to the sprinkler:
    Is she gone now? Good.

    *turns on sprinkler*
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    Ew! Not that sprinkler Haggis! Not even on a bet. Dog's are so dirty.
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    For anyone who's interested, down the hall we're running an all night Kevin Spacey marathon (cuz he's awesome). First up is The Ref, followed by LA Confidential, Se7en, and American Beauty.

    Popcorn is free, and the butter has no fat or calories!
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    Now that's the way butter should be. lol
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    You know what would be fun? Let's put Haggis in the giant corn popper and turn it on!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    You know what would be fun? Let's put Haggis in the giant corn popper and turn it on!
    See? This is clearly another case of supemodly abuse.

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    We can roll the outcome in I Can't Believe It's Not Butter and have an afternoon snack.
    See? This is Kevin's normal behavio(u)r.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KTC View Post
    Damn you, HagDog. I thought for sure you would respond with, "Eat me!"
    Nuh-uh. I believe in a kinder, gentler AW. A thousand points of light, and all that crap.
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    Nope, sorry...can't understand your banter one bit.
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    Movies forum ay?

    I sense a way to finally drive all life out of this thread.

    *drags in 42" TV*

    *puts Jaws: The Revenge in DVD player, welds player shut*

    *sets to play entire film on repeat*

    That'll clear the thread.
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    Ya know...

    Bnwhtly may have welded that DVD player shut....Hey! Wait a minute. How do you weld plastic anyway? Wouldn't it just melt?

    Regardless, I have an extra DVD player here, KTC, and it's not even being used. We can unplug that one and hook this one up and watch something muchly much better than any of the Jaws movies.
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    I wanna see some old Ozzie and Harriet reruns.
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    Curses!

    Foiled again
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    I aim to (dis)please.
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    Too bad it misses the mark too often.
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