Someone here to see you, OFG.
Is this Father Damien?
OFG, I'm so sorry about your luck. Someone should have warned you not to mess with the Ouija board?
Roadtrip - Postcards from Death by the Monster Hiding Under the Bed
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Is this Father Damien?
OFG, I'm so sorry about your luck. Someone should have warned you not to mess with the Ouija board?
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I did mess with a Ouija board a couple weeks ago... without going into detail, it did scare the pea-waddin' outta me!
Oh.
Look.
A.
Thread.
What ever shall I do with it?
***pulls out jumprope***
Slash, dismember, stab and garrote,
If anything's left, we'll feed the Ferret!
Exsanguinate, defenstrate, crush and MAIM
what is left goes down the drain!
How many ways can we make you die?
Let my jumprope give it a try....
1...2...3...4...5.......
.......65...66...67...68....69.........81....82...83..........
Look.
A.
Thread.
What ever shall I do with it?
***pulls out jumprope***
Slash, dismember, stab and garrote,
If anything's left, we'll feed the Ferret!
Exsanguinate, defenstrate, crush and MAIM
what is left goes down the drain!
How many ways can we make you die?
Let my jumprope give it a try....
1...2...3...4...5.......
.......65...66...67...68....69.........81....82...83..........
***pulls out jumprope***
Slash, dismember, stab and garrote,
If anything's left, we'll feed the Ferret!
Exsanguinate, defenstrate, crush and MAIM
what is left goes down the drain!
How many ways can we make you die?
Let my jumprope give it a try....
1...2...3...4...5.......
Kind of a forced rhyme on "MAIM" and "drain," but I still like the sentiment. Meter's good.
Thank Dog you escaped from your...er...mummydom. I was worried about you.
Uh, you have escaped from it, haven't you?
Yes, but I feel strangely, um, murderous. How do you dispose of bodies? I guess being a dog you just bury them in the flower bed. My litter box isn't big enough.
Hmmmmmm
Hah, okay, I'll teach my kids this one and we can take bets on how long until I get a call from a)parent b)the school c)the police and/or d) luciferOh.
Look.
A.
Thread.
What ever shall I do with it?
***pulls out jumprope***
Slash, dismember, stab and garrote,
If anything's left, we'll feed the Ferret!
Exsanguinate, defenstrate, crush and MAIM
what is left goes down the drain!
How many ways can we make you die?
Let my jumprope give it a try....
1...2...3...4...5.......
Especially since this is my girl's favortie dolly.
Story! Your daughter is one of us.
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No, no. I'm soft. I'm squishy. I can be trusted.
We'll be taking your daughter now....
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Okay. How did this thread end up in the Horror forum? I am getting so confused. Is this the This Thread Shall Die But Not Today thread or what????
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That's a forced rhyme?Kind of a forced rhyme on "MAIM" and "drain," but I still like the sentiment. Meter's good.
What about garrote and ferret?
*sigh*
It is that thread, it's on holiday.
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All right, who forgot to feed Haggis and RT?! Now they'll be constipated from all that iron.
*raises hand* Not on pooper-scooper duty! Neener.
*raises hand* Not on pooper-scooper duty! Neener.
*raises hand*
um, kevin,....i think we have a problem with the bus.
Anyone notice that battery-shaped shadow in front of the bus? I'm not accusing anybody, but....