Roadtrip - Postcards from Death, by humor.

Jay... no thread killin' here, please. This thread's hard enough to keep alive without trick questions!

Ol' Fashioned Girl said:

Jay... no thread killin' here, please. This thread's hard enough to keep alive without trick questions!

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Nuts!
I thought Jay had done it that time...

Ol' Fashioned Girl said:

Jay... no thread killin' here, please. This thread's hard enough to keep alive without trick questions!

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SIGH::::::::

Jaycinth said:

NOW…for the contents of the tanker truck, can anyone tell me what the ice truck driver was saying to the witch when the writers approached?

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SIGH::::::


BREEE-DEEP!


Ok...I guess it is up to me....

99 tankers of average whiskey to drink..

99 tankers of booze..

you take one to town,
tap it..

send out a round...

98 tankers of *hic*

Oh, my sweet lord! Anything but THAT!

Towards the end of the golf course, Ben hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch. All of a sudden.....POOF!! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared.

She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life. Better still, you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life......As a matter of fact, you'll never have any butter for anything for the rest of your life!!!!!"

Then POOF!.....she was gone! After Ben recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend; “Cray, where are you?"

Cray yelled back, "I'm over here in the pussy willows.”

Ben shouted back, "DON'T SWING, CRAY! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T SWING!"

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Go ahead and swing, Cray.

Soccer Mom said:

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Go ahead and swing, Cray.

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look at that avatar,.....she's already punished herself!

Soccer Mom said:

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Go ahead and swing, Cray.

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From what I've heard, he already swung.

That explains so much about him.

Soccer Mom said:

That explains so much about him.

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Whispers, "I know, triple A's."

goofs!

TrainofThought said:

Whispers, "I know, triple A's."

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cray said:

goofs!

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I am so sorry, Cray, I didn't think you could hear me.

KTC said:

likely story.

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Damn it, KTC, you're blowing my 'sincere' cover.

KTC said:

lol. No. Really. It seems so very real. Sincerely.

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Sincerely you jest to not believe in my sincerity in being sincere?

KTC said:

Sincerely, I do not jest at your sincere attempt at sincerity. Sincerely, I do not.

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I sincerely wish my sincerity softens hearts so they know how to be sincere when those who fall short of sincerity start ridiculing the sincereness (I know it's not a sincere word) of the sincere.

Woah! That made me dizzy. Gotta go.

P.U... the sincerity is so thick in here, you can step in it!

ooh, ooh, pick me!

Jaycinth said:

Ok.

NOW…for the contents of the tanker truck, can anyone tell me what the ice truck driver was saying to the witch when the writers approached?

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Anybody got a fuckin' glass?

I'm staying at a Hampton Inn, so no glasses. Will a plastic cup work for you?

I think we have a winner!

KTC said:

This is a push for more posts.

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Is this dog still here? When does it get funny?

Just after it's locked.