Roadtrip - Postcards from Death, by humor.

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Personally I prefer Winter Road Trips, especially if they take you to warm places. I love the challenge of the ice, snow, and such...
 

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hardee har har har. THIS THREAD SHALL DIE was MY title! It's been bastardized so many times that people sometimes forget it's Christian name!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The thread's a Christian?
 

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Road Trip, Yes!

I call shotgun!

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Robeiae said:
*thunks RT with a tire iron*

That's funnier than a golf club.

*crushes Rob with Dr. Laura's big head*

ToT wouldn't let me borrow her shotgun.
 

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Wait! Wait! Don't leave without me! Here's one...uh...uh... What's blue and white and immoral immortal?
 

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Hmmm. Immoral. That covers most of the people in the Comedy Cabaret...
 

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Hmmm. Immoral. That covers most of the people in the Comedy Cabaret...



***Snicker...covered...he said covered....***
***Watches as the barely clad Cabaret denizens play 'non politically correct ethnic fire drill' (Benny Hill Version) with the entrances to the Cabaret.***


HA HA...Cray's wearing 'Underoos!!!!'
 

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Ok.

A buncha writers went on a road trip.
After driving for hours they became stuck in a traffic jam.
It soon became obvious they weren’t going to go anywhere.
Tired, and hungry, they all got out of their vintage VW bus with neon flowers spray painted all over it and decided to take a look around.
When they wandered to the front of the traffic nightmare, they discovered a tanker truck full of an average whiskey had collided with a tanker truck full of ice.
The ice truck had broken open and ice was all over the road.
The driver of the ice truck was having a heated argument with the driver of the whiskey truck, who happened to be an angry witch.

NOW…for the contents of the tanker truck, can anyone tell me what the ice truck driver was saying to the witch when the writers approached?