Is that what truckers say? I'll "stick" her? Gross. Ick. God. You've got to get out of that town. Before you get yerself stuck.
Is that what truckers say? I'll "stick" her? Gross. Ick. God. You've got to get out of that town. Before you get yerself stuck.
Ok here goes...Thursday night after I left here, I decided that I wanted to have a salad instead of that burger I'd been craving.
What phrase would you suggest???
Richard
What's wrong with admiring quietly?
ten percent rule? what the hay is that?
Well this is the girlie thread, so I don't think I'm allowed to reaveal that here. They might ban me from the man club, take away my man card and not let me in on the secret handshake.
Richard
Oh good. Now that Kitrianna is gone I can reveal the ten-percent rule.
It goes like this: Under normal circumstances, in most places, if you hit on ten women, one of them is likely to take you up on the offer. Sometimes the percentage is better than that and sometimes it is a little worse, but it always seems to be about ten-percent will have a go.
Richard (If I'm still in the man club)
Now I have to go out to a sportsbar, drink an overabundance of beer, shout about how my team isn't scoring enough and make lewd comments to the waitress before they let me back in on the secret handshake.
Richard
It's either that or drag a rabid bobcat barefoot across the snowy tundra.
God, Friday, when I went home...I really wanted an egg-salad sandwich. And I was just obsessing about it and I was like: "Man, I'm gonna make one of those." So Saturday I went out and I got, like, a dozen eggs...and I boiled them all and then I just...I spent, I don't know,probably three hours...
like, three-and-a-half hours making...you know, the mayonnaise and the onions and paprika...and, you know, all the accoutrement. And then, by the timeI was done...I just really didn't feel like eating it. And I didn't have any bread. So, you know, it was pretty good. It was a good weekend.
Ooooh, do me yo-yo master I want you to do me cuz you're the yo-yo guy.
Somebody (preferably someone nice) please put me out of my misery. .
Stick it to me.How do you want it?
Do you want to be punched in the face or given the sleeper hold?