The Girlie Thread

And again, I have been blinded....Arrrrrggggghhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

*takes pants off of QuickWit's head*

Darling, this is not what one does with pants, once they are taken off. Whoever told you that that's how it's done, is doing it wrong

I have a job interview girls! WISH ME LUCK

Hey girlies!!!!

How is everyone?


I am wonderfully great!

Hey, who wants to get naked and lay in a pile?

NOT ME!

Shoo boy.

James81 said:

Hey, who wants to get naked and lay in a pile?

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Who's who?

Me thinks James is looking to get hurt
Afternoon girlies...boys

sup folks? I went to the dentist....no drilling, but still have to avoid chewing for a while...not happy....very hungry...........grrrrrrr.

make a smoothie. no chewing required and they can be quite satisfying

Kitrianna said:

make a smoothie. no chewing required and they can be quite satisfying

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Word, try this:

2 apples
1 banana
1 kiwi
1 Orange
2 Carrots
1.5 cups of milk
10 ice cubes

Blend.

You could drink one glass of that shit and have enough nutrition for 3 days.

And enough diarrhea for a week.

Richard

Seaclusion said:

And enough diaharria for a week.

Richard

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Ha ha, nah. I made it the other night and had like 3 glasses of it and was fine.

Just wait until tomorrow...

Seaclusion said:

And enough diaharria for a week.

Richard

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And who would want that? *shudders*

The brown bottle flu is enough or as some people around here call it that drink beer from a can- The Blue Tin Flu.

James81 said:

Word, try this:

2 apples
1 banana
1 kiwi
1 Orange
2 Carrots
1.5 cups of milk
10 ice cubes

Blend.

You could drink one glass of that shit and have enough nutrition for 3 days.

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Sounds good, but I can't help but think something's missing...

Speaking of awesome drinks, this one isn't as "healthy" as that one, but it's still frikin delicious:

1 cup mik
1 cup water
1 canister frozen orange juice (you know, the little tubes)
1/3 cup sugar
1/2 tsp vanilla
10 ice cubes

Blend. Best. Drink. Ever.

Plus, you can mix it up. There are several kinds of frozen juices out there that you can mix up interchangeably with that recipe.

If you want a kick, throw some tequilla in it, or vodka, and nix the milk and double the water.

jennifer75 said:

Sounds good, but I can't help but think something's missing...

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You're right, I forget to add:

1 fully cooked STEAK.

jennifer75 said:

Sounds good, but I can't help but think something's missing...

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Al-ke-hall????

al-kee-hawl. Yup.

jennifer75 said:

al-kee-hawl. Yup.

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Woo-hoo, I win! I win! *jumps up and down*

Wait, what do I win?

James81 said:

You're right, I forget to add:

1 fully cooked STEAK.

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I hope it isn't a tube steak.

Tink said:

Woo-hoo, I win! I win! *jumps up and down*

Wait, what do I win?

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You get to be on the top of the pile.