Some of these crimes must have even seasoned judges hard pressed to retain composure as they hear the story unfold in their courthouse.
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"So what you in here for then mate?"
"Ah, you know.. bit of armed robbery. Usual."
"Cool. How much?"
"Small one compared to most I've pulled off. Two grand."
"So how'd you get caught?"
"The rustling noise of banknotes up my ass gave me away."
"Bummer!"
"What about you?"
"Got about a grand's worth of coins out of Coke vending machines."
"But the jingling.."
"Yep!"
"Bummer!"
http://nz.news.yahoo.com/080509/3/5c29.html
"So what you in here for then mate?"
"Ah, you know.. bit of armed robbery. Usual."
"Cool. How much?"
"Small one compared to most I've pulled off. Two grand."
"So how'd you get caught?"
"The rustling noise of banknotes up my ass gave me away."
"Bummer!"
"What about you?"
"Got about a grand's worth of coins out of Coke vending machines."
"But the jingling.."
"Yep!"
"Bummer!"
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