Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

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swachski

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*leaves in search of the manners forum*
 

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I was told by someone way back when I first joined in the OldPeople4Teen thread :D


It's just common 'threadiquette', right? :)
 

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Couldn't find the thread, so I guess I'll continue with my bad manners. :D
 

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In fairness, I must admit I'm not responsible for our new sock monkey. Someone else got to her before me.

They are on TV, they are surfing, and I can't go into a garden store without seeing...what? A CERAMIC SOCKMONKEY planter!!!!


I do have to say, this current sockmonkey is rather colorful, and dare I use a phrase from a couple centuries past, gay... nonetheless, I fear that we have an overabundance of sock monkies in our daily lives, and I would certainly like some...agency perhaps... to address the sock monkey explosion in the world, and perhaps consider feeding them to the wild boars in southern Georgia.
 

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They are on TV, they are surfing, and I can't go into a garden store without seeing...what? A CERAMIC SOCKMONKEY planter!!!!


I do have to say, this current sockmonkey is rather colorful, and dare I use a phrase from a couple centuries past, gay... nonetheless, I fear that we have an overabundance of sock monkies in our daily lives, and I would certainly like some...agency perhaps... to address the sock monkey explosion in the world, and perhaps consider feeding them to the wild boars in southern Georgia.
...or to some of the bores in P&CE.
 

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... I would certainly like some...agency perhaps... to address the sock monkey explosion in the world, and perhaps consider feeding them to the wild boars in southern Georgia.

...or to some of the bores in P&CE.

Either way, I'm good with it. Do we need an agency to address it? I mean, we've got a few of us with some free time right here...
 

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...or to some of the bores in P&CE.

Am I the only one that has seen an irony between P&CE and PE&CE? Prolly.

If we stop feeding the sock monkeys and keep those little f#&kers from f#&ckering we could at least control the population.


This tactic works with bunnehs too...not so much with battries.


On the other hand, if we herded them and unstuffed them we could open a sock store.
 

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Or you could stuff the battery and bunneh in the socks
 

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DOWN WITH EXCESSIVE GOVERNMENT!!!

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Can't we just shoot them?


*enjoys the oblique connotation implicating agency members*


since the 1940's this has been a redundant phrase.

straighten up, fly right, and work on your grammar, or I'll write my congressman complaining about your type.
 

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Point taken.


I dunno -- what about that roast Big Bird Del posted earlier? Or for that matter, a live Big Bird.

Always hated Big Bird. Cookie monster's my boy, followed by Oscar the Grouch.
 

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I dunno -- what about that roast Big Bird Del posted earlier? Or for that matter, a live Big Bird.

Always hated Big Bird. Cookie monster's my boy, followed by Oscar the Grouch.

I saw Oscar the Grouch following Cookie Monster, too. Do you think he was planning to mug him for a Chips Ahoy?


I never knew Muppets were so dangerous.



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You didn't specify which definition..

When in doubt, I always go with the first definition. And maybe it's just the crowd I hang with, but when I hear the words "sock monkey," that's the first thing I think of.

*wonders if maybe a new crowd is in order*

*decides that, on second thought, a feelthy-minded crowd beats a crowd that stuffs socks and makes them into cutesie-wootsie puppets*

Edited to add:

I saw Oscar the Grouch following Cookie Monster, too. Do you think he was planning to mug him for a Chips Ahoy?


I never knew Muppets were so dangerous.



:e2cookie: :chair :animal

I've been watching my back around SR since I got here. He keeps trying to sneak up on me in my reppies.
 

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Just like any animal, muppets are unpredictable.

*decides that, on second thought, a feelthy-minded crowd beats a crowd that stuffs socks and makes them into cutesie-wootsie puppets*

What about hand puppets?
 

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...or to some of the bores in P&CE.

:D

Now this makes sense!

Or you could stuff the battery and bunneh in the socks

I did not need to know that.

Del, how in the world did you get to 4000 posts without getting shmooed?

He flew through several times under the radar.

I'm a seagull...what could they possibly do to make it worse?

:) haha!

Point taken.

:D:D:D

What about hand puppets?

Somehow I read that seriously wrong. :eek:

That's disgusting.

+1

That's another of QW's specialties.

I dunna wanna know.
 
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