Want to read a large amount of cliches really fast?

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Need a good idea for your next erotic scene?

Read online sex talk forums.

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You just turn right around and desert this thread before you make me cry.
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

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Just want a man who can make me laugh.

Yep. The truism is no woman (substitite man, depending on the offending gender) has a sense of humor. Oh, they'll laugh at you and claim to be laughing with you, but there's no humor.

Wait. This isn't about my past loves; it's about clichés:

It was love at first sight.

You complete me.

It's not you; it's me.

He meant nothing to me.

Damn! It's still about my past loves, ha ha ha.