The "I'm sorry" thread

Komnena

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but the burning in your throat and coughing shouldn't have lasted longer than twenty minutes.

I'm sorry I pawned your priceless Ming vase but
 

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How was I supposed to know "Made In China" was a good thing?


I'm sorry you haven't had a night out on the town lately but
 

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just remember who you woke up with at the last night on the town.

I'm sorry I tied the goat in your prize roses but
 

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...they told me they were hungry.

I'm sorry you were dumped by all your friends, but...
 

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...once I'll split my windfall profit, I'm sure they'll all turn up again.

I'm sorry your shares have been a bit of an underperformer, but...
 

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you should never have invested in vinyl underwear.

I'm sorry I laughed at your wife but...
 

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that was a really ugly lampshade on her head.
I'm sorry I stomped the Christmas decorations on the day before the Thanksgiving.
 

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...it came in handy since Christmas decorations are pretty useless if presents are scarce.

I'm sorry the appeal court threw out your personal injury claim, but...
 

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really, what made you think injuries incurred at an S/M club would be covered?

I'm sorry you were dis-invited to your office Christmas party, but
 

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...your appearance last year as a naked Santa did kind of spoil things.

I'm sorry your Christmas tree caught fire and burned your house down, but...
 

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...I take it with a :): I'll no longer be burdened with the hassle of Council Tax.

I'm sorry the Reverend caught you red-handed, but...
 
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you are supposed to put money into the collection basket.

I sorry you you couldn't find the book you wanted, but ...
 

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...I'm giving you my seventeen-volume autobiography for Christmas.

I'm sorry you went to the end of the rainbow and found nothing but a chamber pot, but...
 

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...I'm sure I'll find something more precious at the other end -- it was a double rainbow.

I'm sorry you had an argument with your next-door neighbour over your excessive drinking habits, but...
 

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I warned you about moving in next door to your in-laws.

I'm sorry the office cheapskate is your secret Santa, but ...
 

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...that should help you remember these words:

"It is preoccupation with possessions, more than anything else, that prevents us from living freely and nobly." -- Henry David Thoreau


I'm sorry you are preoccupied with possessions, but...
 

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...my yacht, my helicopter and my government are not going to be scrapped with your half-baked quackery.

I wish I'd been told at an earlier stage that I'm enslaved by my humble possessions, but...
 

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possession is nine tenths of the law.

I'm sorry a water buffalo sat on your wife but...
 

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...the park ranger says the buffalo was only slightly bruised.

I'm sorry the great chandelier fell on the audience in the middle of the opera, but...
 

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at least it woke everybody up in time for intermission.

I'm sorry vandals knocked down your Christmas decorations, but ...
 

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...they're all hospitalized and have a few nights to sleep over it.

I'm sorry I confused this thread with the 'Your wish is granted' thread, but...
 

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at least I've figured it out this time.

I'm sorry your dog is uglier than a warthog but...
 

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...all ugliness put aside, let's hope flyingtart keeps something nicer on her leash!

I'm sorry I only like women who wear no make-up, but...
 

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...now you won't have to restyle it again--ever.

I'm sorry you lost your memory, but...