Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

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The CIA.

What'cha gonna do when they come for you?
 

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I think that would fall under the jurisdiction of Homeland Security's Bureau of statistical and physical anomalies.

Or are you speaking euphemistically?
 

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My bets would be on a the more plausible answer.

Ready for a maternal boat ride?
 

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Depends on how slow or fast you go.

Running out of gas?
 

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Hope your night vision is clear.

Somebodies got to steer the ship into port, right?
 

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Calm seas.

Pink at night, sailors delight?
 

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Hell, heave three or four.

The less the merrier?
 

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I lost count.

Who's keeping track of the time, for that matter?
 

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I always thought that came at the end of the rainbow.

Should I stop looking there?
 

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Kermit sure did.

Is taking advice from a frog wise?
 

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It must have been a poisonous frog.

CPR?