Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

Status
Not open for further replies.

CassandraW

Banned
Flounced
Kind Benefactor
Joined
Feb 18, 2012
Messages
24,012
Reaction score
6,476
Location
.
Pff. Those are so two years ago.

*peers at Angie's current avatar*

Yeah, I guess I see where you're coming from.

How 'bout these?

Crazy-and-strange-rodent-shoes-6.jpg


oh oh! or these!

rodent-shoes.jpg
 

CassandraW

Banned
Flounced
Kind Benefactor
Joined
Feb 18, 2012
Messages
24,012
Reaction score
6,476
Location
.

OMG! It looks just like RT's little fleshy thing! You know -- that thing caught in his zipper back when he was a whatever the heck he was!



And hey -- I saw Jessica Alba walking around earlier this evening on a pair of these:

dog-shoes.jpg


*gasps in horror*

HAAGGGIS!
 
Last edited:

Angie

Shaddup and lemme think.
Super Member
Registered
Joined
Feb 12, 2005
Messages
12,217
Reaction score
4,273
Location
Not really here.
Website
www.tranquiligeek.com
This is his second cousin, twice removed. Removed from whose ass, nobody knows. I suspect cray.


ETA: I should probably clarify that I meant this thing was some sort of tumor on someone's ass. Nothing perverted, freaks.
 

CassandraW

Banned
Flounced
Kind Benefactor
Joined
Feb 18, 2012
Messages
24,012
Reaction score
6,476
Location
.
Damn it, aren't any of you worried about what Jessica Alba has done to our darling Haggis? What kind of friends ARE you? She turns him into half of a pair of puppy shoes, and you go right on with your pathetic shallow lives like nothing happened. None of you jumped up on the bar and gave him a tribute. None of you so much as made a toast to him. Fer dawg's sake, you could at least have turned off the game for a second. But no. And after all the wonderful, beautiful things he's done for each and every one of us. Like ...er...

Why don't you start, PD? Tell us about all the wonderful things Haggis did for you.
 

CassandraW

Banned
Flounced
Kind Benefactor
Joined
Feb 18, 2012
Messages
24,012
Reaction score
6,476
Location
.
Pff. Like it's the first time. You should see what Jaycinth does to him on a daily basis. And that's when she's in a good mood.

Yeah, but Jaycinth is one of us. More sociopathic, maybe, and sure, she's a fairy, but she's family. And families sometimes murder and skin each other. Why, look what Haggis did to his pet cat.

But Jessica Alba -- she's no Cabbie. I'll bet she's not even on Absolute Write. Hell, she might not even be a scotch drinker. She's just some bimbo. She has NO RIGHT to turn our puppeh into shoes. That's our job.
 

GailD

Still chasing plot bunnies.
Kind Benefactor
Super Member
Registered
Joined
Feb 25, 2011
Messages
12,128
Reaction score
4,691
Location
Somerset East, South Africa
Shoe't, I missed the party.


#@$&*%^ing time zones.


That's going to be long list, Kelly. Around here, sanity is so..... transient.
 

regdog

The Scavengers
Staff member
Moderator
Kind Benefactor
Super Member
Registered
Joined
Apr 27, 2008
Messages
58,075
Reaction score
21,013
Location
She/Her
Who do I blame?

I thought you and Cass had a no fault divorce.



ETA: Don't look at me, I'm not even supposed to be here. I'm really busy editing.
 

PorterStarrByrd

nutruring tomorrows criminals today
Super Member
Registered
Joined
Feb 26, 2011
Messages
33,701
Reaction score
2,013
Location
Moose Creek, Maine
Can't imagine a worse fault than martimonial unification between those two unless it is the San Andreas. Even their spawn probably deserved better.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.