Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

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*takes in craziness akin to mass destruction*
*shakes head*
I'm not drunk enough for this.
 

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Somebody----grab her!!!

Cass---you're replacement is gettin away!!

I'm sorry!! m.a.m---hey! Please come in! The others will be around to greet you shortly!! Can I get you somethin from the bar?

*grabs walkie-talkie*

*we got us a noob*

*need back-up*


:D
 

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Looks like I got the New Girl Blog up just in time to avoid confusion, at least as to who the new girls is.
 

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*peaks around door*
*takes in craziness akin to mass destruction*
*shakes head*
I'm not drunk enough for this.

Oh, no. You're not getting away that easily.

*Pulls magic net gun out of thigh holster. Fires at me-a-monsteR*

Damn! Missed her!

Come back, me-a-monsteR! We're lovely people here! Really!

*gets out duct tape and roofies, just in case*
 

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Make it strong and double... other than that, surprise me;)
 

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Oh, no. You're not getting away that easily.

*Pulls magic net gun out of thigh holster. Fires at me-a-monsteR*

Damn! Missed her!

Come back, me-a-monsteR! We're lovely people here! Really!

*gets out duct tape and roofies, just in case*

Calm down, trigger-happy. I'm staying for one drink.
 

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*lifts brow at strange boat guy*
*mutters to HB*
Make it strong and double... other than that, surprise me;)

*stealthily cuff's m-a-m's ankle to the bar stool*

Welcome! We have a large single malt selection, if you fancy that. But really, we have just about everything.
 

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Pssst... HB... wasn't it three posts she had to make? Am I remembering that correctly? One drink should do it, right?


ETA:

ANGIE! CRAY! NINA! SOMEONE! QUICK -- GET THE CHAIR!
 

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:-/ The horror! Cuffed to a stool while faced with... *checks out Porter's avi*
*shudders in disgust?*
 

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Let me help you up m-a-m! All three feet of ya!

*fills up glass for m-a-m*

*slips happy pill in glass*

These people are soooo silly. Pay them no attention.

cray---Haggis -- THE CHAIR!!

You still got 10!!!

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Ugggghhh---Porter, the objective is to welcome m-a-m... not scare her away!!!

If she leaves, Cass has only you to blame!! You'll have to deal with her wrath, and whining, and complaining, and bitching. Shit, nevermind, you've seen her in her heels and nothin more. Guess you can handle it.

*covers m-a-m's eyes*

*covers my eyes*
 

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8 posts and a drink! And she's seen Porter nude. People, we have a new New Girl.

*slaps Honeybug*

Porter has never seen me in heels and nothing else. Unfortunately, I've seen him. Took a whole bottle of brain bleach to get that image out of my head.

Angie, where'd we put the chair?
 

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Crap. Well, I have a couple tasers.

*hands taser to Angie*

*presses other taser to m-a-m's shoulder*
 

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I do stand corrected---it was the cheerleading outfit and the fuck-me pumps! Ma' bad!

*high fives Cass*

I don't think it's official until the Keeper of the Chair has officially officialized the frying of the new girl. Officially!

Not too worry, the happy pill may keep her preoccupied for up to 12 hours. Times a tickin though---hopefully the frying will commence before midnight!

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