TTSDBNT...Summer Road Trip: Death, by food poisoning.

Bmwhtly said:

I left off the black pudding, since it tends to make americans wrinkle their nose.

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You better leave off those beans, or everyone will be wrinkling their noses.

Black pudding? ew.


I don't care why it's black. That's just ickmaking. Chocolate is brown and that's about as black as I want anything in my mouth. What is wrong with you guys. Wherez the food?

Ew.

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Beans & weinies and a poached egg? What?

1 cup discouragement
1 cup Haggis
1 cup exhaustion
1 cup premenopausal symptoms
1 cup RT jokes
2 cups writer's block


So how'd I do?

I'm thinkin' you better brew me up some of that vanilla rooibos tea, Cass. Some of those ingredients of yours are sure to give me an upset tummy.

What's a rooibos?

It's a tea, honey. I don't think you've ever had any... you like stronger stuff.

Tea? What is that? Some kind of chaser?

Chaser? I thought that was beer.

Haggis said:

Tea? What is that? Some kind of chaser?

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Rooibos Tea

There you go. Though the shopping cart seems to not be working.

*tries not to freak out*

The name Rooibos means red bush in the Afrikaans language.

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*tries not to freak out*

Oh, dear. That's gonna open up some wise cracks.

Cassiopeia said:

Rooibos Tea

There you go. Though the shopping cart seems to not be working.

*tries not to freak out*

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Okay. Sounds, um wonderful.

So, um, I didn't see the proof listed anywhere. What is it, 80, 86, 101?

Depends what you slip into it.

Ol' Fashioned Girl said:

Depends what you slip into it.

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I was thinking about slipping it into Lassie.

How can I ever seriously consider you as a suitor for Mindy when you go on like that!?

Ol' Fashioned Girl said:

How can I ever seriously consider you as a suitor for Mindy when you go on like that!?

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What?

She thinks you're waaaaay cute, too.

Ol' Fashioned Girl said:

She thinks you're waaaaay cute, too.

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Aw, shucks.

*blushes and kicks at the dirt*

She's a sucker for green eyes.

way to go, trish.

you had to turn a nice conversation about tea and haggis and a guy named lassie into something dirty, didn't you?

I figured someone would jump on 'sucker'.

All this traveling about makes me homesick for South Africa and I can't even go there.

The name Rooibos means red bush in the Afrikaans language.

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Oh yeah? Maybe I should get some; I do have a thing for redheads.

Haggis said:

I was thinking about slipping it into Lassie.

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You'll need a stepladder or a ditch.

He'll hit her while she's asleep. Won't matter to Haggis and she won't feel a thing.