Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

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Jaycinth

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Haggis hid my stash and is mocking me.

Brian drank the Jameson.

I have no idea on how to flounce both meatspace and cyberspace.






*Drinks. Wine. Does sewing job on poodle.*


:tongue

It's male, now.
 

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*looks up sheet music for Waltzing Matilda...for research purposes only. Really.*

Haggis hid my stash and is mocking me.

Brian drank the Jameson.

I have no idea on how to flounce both meatspace and cyberspace.






*Drinks. Wine. Does sewing job on poodle.*


:tongue

It's male, now.

:roll: Poor puppy.

I used up your stash last week, remember? You gotta send the new girl out for more.
 

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Haggis --

I LOVE the name. Totally love it. Wish I'd come up with it. Though I suspect you're not humming Tom Waits' Tom Traubert's Blues, as I am (one of my favit songs EVAH -- and the refrain does referencing Waltzing Matilda).

*pops Small Change album into CD player*

And I love your new puppy. She's awesome. And the mark of Satan -- I love that, too.

And, oh heck, I guess I lurves you, too.

*dissolves into happy tears*

Thanks, Cass. But you should know that I'm humming Tom T. Hall's "I Like Beer."

*looks up sheet music for Waltzing Matilda...for research purposes only. Really.*
I double dog dare you. :evil
 

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:roll: Poor puppy.

I used up your stash last week, remember? You gotta send the new girl out for more.

STOP.

CALLING.

ME.

THAT.

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OR YOU'LL BE SORRY.


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REALLY FREAKING SORRY.


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MAKE MY FREAKIN' DAY, PUNKS.
 

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STOP.

CALLING.

ME.

THAT.

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OR YOU'LL BE SORRY.


Edited again to add:

REALLY FREAKING SORRY.


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MAKE MY FREAKIN' DAY, PUNKS.

The only way to stop it is to go out and drag another one over here. I know you have it in you.

By the way, it's better if they're living when they get here.
 

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I double dog dare you. :evil

Pff. I already have the sheet music and just finished my first playthrough. Gimme a day or three and I'll post a recording. :D

STOP.

CALLING.

ME.

THAT.

:mad:



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OR YOU'LL BE SORRY.


Edited again to add:

REALLY FREAKING SORRY.


Edited a third time to add:

MAKE MY FREAKIN' DAY, PUNKS.

Take it easy before you blow a gasket, New Girl.
 

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The only way to stop it is to go out and drag another one over here. I know you have it in you.

By the way, it's better if they're living when they get here.

*kicks pile of corpses*

That's been the trouble. They all seem to prefer death to this place. Got one of 'em through the door alive, but she impaled herself on a broken bottle almost immediately.

Gotta get me some duct tape. And some roofies.


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Say, do they have to be conscious?


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And exactly how long do they have to stay alive? Ya know -- for me to stop being the New Girl?
 

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*kicks pile of corpses*

That's been the trouble. They all seem to prefer death to this place. Got one of 'em through the door alive, but she impaled herself on a broken bottle almost immediately.

Gotta get me some duct tape. And some roofies.


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Say, do they have to be conscious?

Of course not. Don't you remember your first visit? Of course you don't.

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And exactly how long do they have to stay alive? Ya know -- for me to stop being the New Girl?
Mel insists on serving fresh meat. So use that as a guideline.
 

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Of course not. Don't you remember your first visit? Of course you don't.

Well, I remember waking up on the floor and seeing this leering rabbit looking down at....


GAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!


*scrubs self with steel wool and bleach*

Mel insists on serving fresh meat. So use that as a guideline.

Oh, easy peasy. Wish I'd known that's all there was to it -- coulda lured my date last week here for a nightcap instead of leaving him to bleed out under the table at that restaurant.

*scampers up to SYW to find a suitable patsy*
 

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Haggis? Do you think the new girl realizes if she finds, well, a newer girl, she'll then be an old girl and the new new girl will get all the attention that new girls tend to get around here?
 

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Hey look, the old girl is back! :D
 

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...not like I wasn't already freaking out about turning 30 later this year :rolleyes:

















:hi:, everyone btw!
 

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Haggis? Do you think the new girl realizes if she finds, well, a newer girl, she'll then be an old girl and the new new girl will get all the attention that new girls tend to get around here?


note to self:

(1) find really uuuuuggggly new girl

(2) who's not funny

(3) and has kind of a weird smell to her, like split pea soup maybe, or cabbage

(4) yeah. cabbage
 

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Whew, good thing I don't fit any some all of those criteria.


:hi: Cella!
 

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I'm a little stinky.






but I'm also old, apparently, so it's a win-win for me.
 

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I like ur usertitle, swachskskisiksiwki!




*tee hee...tit*





*snicker*
 

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Hey, thanks. Someone (old) keeps misspelling it..
 

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I'm a little stinky.






but I'm also old, apparently, so it's a win-win for me.


You may be stinky, but you're nowhere close to old.

And yer sooooooo goooood lookin'. :e2brows:
 

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Cella's a hussy.

And a minx.

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Also a strumpet.
 
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