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Prior to leaving, Mrs. Cray organizes a theme party.
Suddenly, I want Old Hack's avvie...
Prior to leaving, Mrs. Cray organizes a theme party.
ok, ok. here’s what i’d like to say for my super epic and huge and totally awesome 22kth post:
it ain’t right.
what’s that? oh, you are wondering what ain’t right. well, it’s this….
it is the time of year when mrs. cray, dawg bless her, thinks she needs a break. i know, i know. wtf does that mean, right? i said the same thing! cripes. a break from what, right? it can’t be from me. i mean, who would want that?
no one, that’s who.
anyway, yeah, she doesn’t care what i think so she is leaving for cali for her ‘girl’s weekend’ soon.
we know that weekends are traditionally comprised of a saturday and a sunday but not in mrs. cray’s world. the weekend in ‘girl’s weekend’ is thurs night to monday night.
how is that? you can’t just make up new definitions for ‘weekend.’ fark.
anyway, this all means a lot of things but the two biggies are:
1) it means that i won’t be in california.
b: it means that i’ll be alone with the cray children. alone! i’ll need to know how many there are? where they are? they eat, right? if yes, everyday? do they self-clean? and they will need to somehow get to school, etc. with clothes on.
what. the. hell.
it ain’t right.
and you know what’s more? i don’t see any tupperware thingies in the fridge yet with labels like “friday,” or “dinner” or “eat this” or anything.
and i’ll tell you something else although i don’t think any of them wear diapers anymore but i’m getting some and they’re all going to be wearing them. yanno, just to be safe.
there is a dog here too. i don’t know much about that thing either.
i’m very very very worried about this “weekend.” i’ll need support that’s for sure.
what? no.
not from you dorks.
and please don't even bother to point out the typos in this post. i'm very upset right now.
i think i need to post this in the conquering challenges section.
Yeah, yeah. Whatever. It always has to be about you, doesn't it, cray?ok, ok. here’s what i’d like to say for my super epic and huge and totally awesome 22kth post:
it ain’t right.
what’s that? oh, you are wondering what ain’t right. well, it’s this….
it is the time of year when mrs. cray, dawg bless her, thinks she needs a break. i know, i know. wtf does that mean, right? i said the same thing! cripes. a break from what, right? it can’t be from me. i mean, who would want that?
no one, that’s who.
anyway, yeah, she doesn’t care what i think so she is leaving for cali for her ‘girl’s weekend’ soon.
we know that weekends are traditionally comprised of a saturday and a sunday but not in mrs. cray’s world. the weekend in ‘girl’s weekend’ is thurs night to monday night.
how is that? you can’t just make up new definitions for ‘weekend.’ fark.
anyway, this all means a lot of things but the two biggies are:
1) it means that i won’t be in california.
b: it means that i’ll be alone with the cray children. alone! i’ll need to know how many there are? where they are? they eat, right? if yes, everyday? do they self-clean? and they will need to somehow get to school, etc. with clothes on.
what. the. hell.
it ain’t right.
and you know what’s more? i don’t see any tupperware thingies in the fridge yet with labels like “friday,” or “dinner” or “eat this” or anything.
and i’ll tell you something else although i don’t think any of them wear diapers anymore but i’m getting some and they’re all going to be wearing them. yanno, just to be safe.
there is a dog here too. i don’t know much about that thing either.
i’m very very very worried about this “weekend.” i’ll need support that’s for sure.
what? no.
not from you dorks.
and please don't even bother to point out the typos in this post. i'm very upset right now.
i think i need to post this in the conquering challenges section.
Yeah, yeah. Whatever. It always has to be about you, doesn't it, cray?
But you know, I don't care. You're not getting me down today. You know why? Because Matilda the Dog just pooped outside for the first time. That's why.
*golf clap*
Now see, that whole thing there, that Cray just said? That's why I'm not looking to get married. Gonna print it out in case I ever find myself wavering.
*starts packing for girls' weekend with Mrs. Cray*
*leaves tupperware tub for Cray containing shift key*
Let me get this straight,
A girl's weekend is:
without batteries?
If you left this Wednesday for Guys 'night' out and came back the following Wedneday ...
Yeah, yeah. Whatever. It always has to be about you, doesn't it, cray?
But you know, I don't care. You're not getting me down today. You know why? Because Matilda the Dog just pooped outside for the first time. That's why.
*makes note: cassandra doesn't know how to take care of kids either.*
But you know, I don't care. You're not getting me down today. You know why? Because Matilda the Dog just pooped outside for the first time. That's why.
It has to be checked for worms. The UPS driver should be delivering it to your door as we speak.Did you save it to frame?
Pssst.
cray.
If you're thinking about heading for the hills, don't forget to take your bike off the rollers.
*zaps Haggis Jr. with cattle prod*
I love a man of few words.ok, ok. here’s what i’d like to say for my super epic and huge and totally awesome 22kth post:
it ain’t right.
A break (woman's description) = pursue a highly alcoholic sedated weekend without worrying about runts, opposite gender or cray.what’s that? oh, you are wondering what ain’t right. well, it’s this….
it is the time of year when mrs. cray, dawg bless her, thinks she needs a break. i know, i know. wtf does that mean, right? i said the same thing! cripes. a break from what, right? it can’t be from me. i mean, who would want that?
no one, that’s who.
Is mrs. cray in MENSA? No...wait...can't be.anyway, yeah, she doesn’t care what i think so she is leaving for cali for her ‘girl’s weekend’ soon.
we know that weekends are traditionally comprised of a saturday and a sunday but not in mrs. cray’s world. the weekend in ‘girl’s weekend’ is thurs night to monday night.
how is that? you can’t just make up new definitions for ‘weekend.’ fark.
You can count the children, but you can't count their daddies. If you see them, they become your responsibility. Put some buckets outside and fill them with macaroni and cheese. Clean? No need. School? Nah.anyway, this all means a lot of things but the two biggies are:
1) it means that i won’t be in california.
b: it means that i’ll be alone with the cray children. alone! i’ll need to know how many there are? where they are? they eat, right? if yes, everyday? do they self-clean? and they will need to somehow get to school, etc. with clothes on.
what. the. hell.
it ain’t right.
Look in the backyard...you might find some buckets.and you know what’s more? i don’t see any tupperware thingies in the fridge yet with labels like “friday,” or “dinner” or “eat this” or anything.
We understand. You don't want to be the only one wearing them.and i’ll tell you something else although i don’t think any of them wear diapers anymore but i’m getting some and they’re all going to be wearing them.yanno, just to be safe.
Haggis?there is a dog here too. i don’t know much about that thing either.
Oh, okay. *Goes back to the post office to retrieve the mail being sent to cray.i’m very very very worried about this “weekend.” i’ll need support that’s for sure.
what? no.
not from you dorks.
Here...look at this site, http://www.askmen.com/dating/heidi_100/132_dating_girl.html. I'm sensing 3 through 9 apply to you.and please don't even bother to point out the typos in this post. i'm very upset right now.
We might even become BFF's.Train of Thought, that's one of the meanest posts I've ever seen during my short tenure in the Cabbie.
I can tell right away I'm going to like you.
We might even become BFF's.
I can tell right away I'm going to like you.
Wait, it's mrs cray weekend off again, already???
eta: dear sweet dawgs i can't take this 0-350uedcv ,guo[sejkl;ing avatar one more second!