BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE BOYFRIENDS WHO LOOK LIKE THAT.
Ahem.
I try come across as a very confidant, strong-willed, intelligent, ambitious young woman, and there are guys who are attracted to that.
However, most of those guys are 'too old' for me.
In my age group, there are way more guys attracted to my ass.
Unfortunately, I get bored very fast and when a guy asks me out, I don't hear "I like your ass", I hear "I LIKE YOU 'CAUSE YOU'RE PRETTY AND SMART. I have a car and will bring you places and buy you things" and I say "sure! sounds like fun!"
But then he wants to be dating and kissing and shit all the time, and I'm like "If I'm going to take time out of my precious schedule to do this shit, I'm going to do it with someone I actually like, thank you very much."
AND THIS IS WHY I'M A TERRIBLE DATER.