SpookyWriter
Banned
Could I get a good shave though before you kills me?Saving you is not my goal.
Could I get a good shave though before you kills me?Saving you is not my goal.
And I got just the guy.
Could I get a good shave though before you kills me?
Oh, I knewed there was a readson behind your sanity.Certainly.
Could I get a good shave though before you kills me?
No. No. Nonono.
I like this one better:
Did you say, George?SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH!
Johnny Depp is in da HOUSE!
Okay. Whew! That felt good!
*goes back to attaching chains to the bottom of the dangling bus, dropping them over the edge to the tow truck with its engine revving at the bottom of the gorge*
I do? I do! I need an agent with no small knowledge of the law, too. You available?
Oh yes! Just happens I'm between gigs. We need to draft a killer rider. Do you have a favorite color for your dressing room? Special flowers? Foods? Music? Start a list!
Hmmm... dark grayish blue. Snow white macrame medallion drapes over windows overlooking the ocean. Absolute silence outside until I signal I'm awake by calling for my AW mug of hot Vanilla Rooibos tea (ordered specially from Cassiopeia's Corner - she knows exactly the blend I love!).
The flowers should be either white (to go with the blue/white theme) or red (and we'll be patriotic that day).
Foods... Mmmmm... Fresh seafood prepared by Alton Brown or Paula Deen. In a pinch, I'll accept Tyler Florence... unless Gerard decides he wants to cook for me, too.
Music... classical. Light classical. Beethoven. Mozart (no opera).
And I need chocolate available at all times... Fudge Love would be nice.
Throw in whatever you like for yourself - you're part of my entourage now. And don't forget a companion for yourself, too. I don't want you to get lonely while I'm busy working... which, by the way, will only be from the time I wake up until 4pm, Oklahoma time. (No nights, weekends, or holidays.)
And chocolate chip cookies. Plenty of those - half with pecans, half without.
And cold, cold, cold milk. Can't eat a warm chocolate chip cookie without icy cold milk.
Check! For me? They're gonna have to up the Dr. Pepper budget.
Before we acquiese to any demands, or sign any contracts, I'll need to know the names of the last three films Jen starred in, what part she played and each film's worldwide box office gross.
I quite agree.
Frankly, I'm sick of all of you with your money-grubbing ways. This is about art. This is about creating something for future generations to enjoy. Let's hold off talk about money at least until we see the finished product, hm?
That little tirade should earn me 10% of the gross, don't you think, Clockwork?
where are we?
script writing? ugh. the mods here are,..
oh,...hey there, clockwork! how are you doing? hope your day is progressing nicely thus far.
Yes you do. And unless you want to pictures of you and your toy to hit the tabloids, you'll give me a producer credit, 1% of the budget and 5% of the worldwide gross.I've got a toy that are gonna need a helluva lotta batteries.