Don't spit on the vultures, you might pith them off.
Wait a minute, those might not be vultures.
They look like Big John's parakeets, and they're seriously pithed off, what with all the spitting going on.
Quick, feed them something to calm them down...
but not the bar cherries the monkey was playing with.
(this is a family show)
Mornin', cray.
Barkeep I'll have waht he's havein'.
Say, where's that pretty little filly with the fiery hands.