Hey, it's the new boy!
*slaps Cass*
But he's funny, so he's disqualified.
*sneaks in through service door, sweeps, mops, replaces towels, tosses a blanket over New Boy... then picks up all of yesterday's discarded insults and places them back in ye olde recycle bin...*
New pic.
Note the mark of the devil on her forehead and the mismatched raccoon tail. Obviously Satan's spawn.
It looks like we've decided on Matilda, AKA 'Tilly.
*walks off humming Waltzing Matilda*