TALK TO LADY JAY (naughty bits)

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Jaycinth

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***swears, swears again, then lets forth a stream of blasphemous obcenities so foul the dirt evaporates from the walls, the rust from the pipes and the roaches from the neighborhood***

sneeze
cough
hiccup
(curse)......

***Grabs coffee pot and leaves office***
 

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*scratches chin*

Clearly our Lady Jay is afflicted with the Cough/Sneeze/Hiccup Curse.

*opens yellow pages to Witch Doctor section*
 

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Okay, I made a few calls, and Mr. Mgabutu here says he can take a look at our Lady Jay. Best make sure Haggis isn't here when Mr. Mgabutu arrives - he said he'd work for food.

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Hey. That's the guy who's supposed to be forwarding me $9.3 million in funds originally embezzled by his dead father, the Vice-Premier of Nigeria.
 

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Haggis. What is that thing behind your head?

I say, old chap, are you growing an antenna?


You know, I could just push this little button and 5 min later, my tax return would be filed.I could have done this yesterday, too....
 

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Haggis. What is that thing behind your head?

I say, old chap, are you growing an antenna?



I'm pretty sure it's a horn. Would that make me a unichihuahua?

eta: that's got so many vowels, it sounds Hawaiian.
 

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If I push the button I am closer to cash that I can use to rip up......

....the old patio and replace it with a new patio. Yeeesssssss a new patio. And we'll have a cook-out...yes, a cook out, just me...and allllll of you. My dear, dear friends......
 

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...y'all's more bloodthirsty than ol' 'bunny-breath'

..'bunny breath' is the nickname we gave Clyde.

He's a cat...dogsized..but still partially feline.
 
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