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*looks up sheet music for Waltzing Matilda...for research purposes only. Really.*
Haggis hid my stash and is mocking me.
Brian drank the Jameson.
I have no idea on how to flounce both meatspace and cyberspace.
*Drinks. Wine. Does sewing job on poodle.*
It's male, now.
Haggis --
I LOVE the name. Totally love it. Wish I'd come up with it. Though I suspect you're not humming Tom Waits' Tom Traubert's Blues, as I am (one of my favit songs EVAH -- and the refrain does referencing Waltzing Matilda).
*pops Small Change album into CD player*
And I love your new puppy. She's awesome. And the mark of Satan -- I love that, too.
And, oh heck, I guess I lurves you, too.
*dissolves into happy tears*
I double dog dare you.*looks up sheet music for Waltzing Matilda...for research purposes only. Really.*
Poor puppy.
I used up your stash last week, remember? You gotta send the new girl out for more.
STOP.
CALLING.
ME.
THAT.
Edited to add:
OR YOU'LL BE SORRY.
Edited again to add:
REALLY FREAKING SORRY.
Edited a third time to add:
MAKE MY FREAKIN' DAY, PUNKS.
I double dog dare you.
STOP.
CALLING.
ME.
THAT.
Edited to add:
OR YOU'LL BE SORRY.
Edited again to add:
REALLY FREAKING SORRY.
Edited a third time to add:
MAKE MY FREAKIN' DAY, PUNKS.
The only way to stop it is to go out and drag another one over here. I know you have it in you.
By the way, it's better if they're living when they get here.
*kicks pile of corpses*
That's been the trouble. They all seem to prefer death to this place. Got one of 'em through the door alive, but she impaled herself on a broken bottle almost immediately.
Gotta get me some duct tape. And some roofies.
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Say, do they have to be conscious?
Mel insists on serving fresh meat. So use that as a guideline.Edited again to add:
And exactly how long do they have to stay alive? Ya know -- for me to stop being the New Girl?
Of course not. Don't you remember your first visit? Of course you don't.
Mel insists on serving fresh meat. So use that as a guideline.
Haggis? Do you think the new girl realizes if she finds, well, a newer girl, she'll then be an old girl and the new new girl will get all the attention that new girls tend to get around here?
I'm a little stinky.
but I'm also old, apparently, so it's a win-win for me.
^ jealous.