You took the words right outta my mouth!

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...thought I was wearing polyester.

If you never ...
 

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...talk to your car, it's never going to talk to you.

(...then PETA had her arrested, and hauled her off to jail. Dude; you've got to make it rhyme! :D)

I didn't think it would be quite so big and...
 

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... eight legged.

It was a dark and ....
 

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... bacon, lots and lots of bacon.

Walking in the dark ....
 

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... never sleep.

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.... jump in your mouth when you yawn.

Smart people...
 

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... has a huge crush on Herbie.

If you don't like my driving ...
 

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...not a teenager was stirring.

I just heard the biggest...
 

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realizes he has to sign a waiver to have those super-extra spicy wings?


With the help of...
 

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hilarious. (Seriously. I'm reading Lamb by Christopher Moore. Will be reading more by him!)

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...the bus ran me over.

I'm in the mood for a big...
 

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...was the best zombie chic flick I've ever seen.

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