considering the subject, I thought I'd share a joke...
A man and woman meet, then decide to go back to his place for some of the hot and heavy.
When they get there, he takes off his shoes and sox. She notices his feet are all gnarled up.
"What happened?" she asks.
"When I was younger," he explains, "I had Toesilitis."
"Don't you mean tonsilitis?"
He shakes his head, "No, it was toesilitis."
When he drops his pants she sees his knees are all twisted. "What happened there?"
"When I was a teen," he says, "I had kneesles".
"Don't you mean measles?"
He shakes his head. "No, it was kneesles."
He drops his underwear but before he could say anything she says, "Don't tell me...small cox."
(copied and pasted, I'm too tired to pretty up the tense...sue me. LOL)