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5. Could you spare a few dozen, or are they all counterfeit?


Your lovely four-year old son just informed your guests that he feels hungry. He further explains that Mummy has said to Papa, supper will only be served when everyone has left. What do you say to steer yourself out of this mess...?
 
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2. You're welcome to join us. We're having liver and onions tonight.
 

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3. "Quit yo' crazy jibba-jabba, little jimmy!"
 

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5. Fire up the wood chipper!


Classic films that would have been enriched by the presence of Arnold Schwarzenegger.
 

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4. One flew over the cuckoo's nest.
 

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2. If you could work from home, you'd get a better feel for what's going on around here.
 

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Better feel :roll:

3. Check out my team photo!
 

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4. Isn't it remarkable how much your sons look like the mailman and that UPS guy?
 

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5. Umm, I'm getting really tired of all the cars parked in your driveway. The line's so long, I can't get out!

A "friend" just handed you a puppy during your birthday party. Everyone's oohing and ahhing. You don't want a dog. What do you say?
 

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4. Oh great! I can use this little tyke for target practice.
 

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5. Isn't your cousin in charge of an animal shelter?

Things you don't want to tell your work colleague who has just been fired...
 

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2. I printed all of those emails you sent me complaining about what a jerk the boss is.
 

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3. I'm never paying you back for that latte you bought me that one time at the leadership conference!