I' going to have to lead her into the 'Freelance' forum to get her acclimated. I mean after 'Noobies'. Then maybe a quiet walk around the mellower bits of some spiritual threads. After that...a tad of 'House of Love', and then I bet she'll be happy to read and crit. (She likes to read and crit....just not horror or the variety of Sci Fi I write...which she says has started to scare her.)
I will have to keep her away from TIO.
But...she is facinated by the pies.
That might be what gets her back. Belonging to a forum where there is RT (for some weird, psycho, lunatic reason. Oh, that is why RT is here, right...his weird, psycho, lunatic REASONS) and people can throw pies.
Of course...if I cannot lure her back... I can interview her and write the articles myself....
Gotta find more jokes...we's all slackin'!