Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

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My eyes are up here, Kay.
Metal suits are cold.
 

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My eyes are up here, Kay.
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You have eyes?




Hey, Qwitters! Did you see what I did there? I stole your line, just how you taught me! Are you proud? Of course you are. Chest bump? I learnded from the bestest.
 

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Can someone tell me why Artee looks like a cross between Thomas the Tank Engine and a Go-bot?
it's downright criminal.

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I think your next Avvie should have Sunstreaker and Sideswipe fighting as a tag team against Starscream. :hooray:

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aren't you guys at all concerned that swachski called today, thursday, hump day? in what crazy upside down world is thursday called hump day? what's wrong with that guy?



*schedules swachski for a 12 panel drug screen*
 

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Maybe it is the middle of the week in her world or she's really into Pervsday :D
 
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don't blame me, reg. blame it on milli vanilli.

side note, did you hear about del?
 

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No, what's up with our favorite seagull
 

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oh dear. well,...
*ambles up on stage. turns on mic*
you see, well, it seems that haggis bought him. he wanted a nice seagull as a pet. except that after several weeks of trying, haggis was unable to get it to speak a single word. in desperation he takes the bird to a vet for advice.
the vet tells him that the seagull’s beak is too long which is preventing him from speaking. he says that he can file it down for $100.

haggis thought that was rather expensive and wondered aloud if he could just file it down himself. the vet tells him that it is a very delicate procedure and must be done by a trained professional. if he does not file enough, the gull still won’t be able to talk, but if he files too much, the bird will drown while drinking his water.

haggis decides to think it over and leaves with del.

several weeks later, the vet happens to meet the haggis who is looking rather down. he inquires about del. haggis replies that his seagull is dead.
"did you try to file his beak down yourself?" asked the vet.

haggis nods his head.

"and he drowned while trying to drink his water, right?"

"no," replied haggis, "he was dead when i took his head out of the vise."
 
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