T...WSS?
*reports post, just in case*
*loses interest and wanders away from thread*
How to end a bad date:
Grab your breasts (or moobs if you're a guy), give them a squeeze and say, "Do these look okay? They haven't felt right since the sex change operation."
*squeezes moobs*
Hey, Cass...
*squeezes moobs*
Hey, Cass...
That's disgusting.
No--wait.
You're confusing PD.