In fairness, I must admit I'm not responsible for our new sock monkey. Someone else got to her before me.
...or to some of the bores in P&CE.They are on TV, they are surfing, and I can't go into a garden store without seeing...what? A CERAMIC SOCKMONKEY planter!!!!
I do have to say, this current sockmonkey is rather colorful, and dare I use a phrase from a couple centuries past, gay... nonetheless, I fear that we have an overabundance of sock monkies in our daily lives, and I would certainly like some...agency perhaps... to address the sock monkey explosion in the world, and perhaps consider feeding them to the wild boars in southern Georgia.
... I would certainly like some...agency perhaps... to address the sock monkey explosion in the world, and perhaps consider feeding them to the wild boars in southern Georgia.
...or to some of the bores in P&CE.
...or to some of the bores in P&CE.
Either way, I'm good with it. Do we need an agency to address it? I mean, we've got a few of us with some free time right here...
Or you could stuff the battery and bunneh in the socks
Del, how in the world did you get to 4000 posts without getting shmooed?
DOWN WITH EXCESSIVE GOVERNMENT!!!
Can't we just shoot them?
*enjoys the oblique connotation implicating agency members*
Point taken.I'm a seagull...what could they possibly do to make it worse?
Point taken.
I'm guessing the battery and the bunneh already stuff themselves into socks. Frequently.
I dunno -- what about that roast Big Bird Del posted earlier? Or for that matter, a live Big Bird.
Always hated Big Bird. Cookie monster's my boy, followed by Oscar the Grouch.
You didn't specify which definition..
I saw Oscar the Grouch following Cookie Monster, too. Do you think he was planning to mug him for a Chips Ahoy?
I never knew Muppets were so dangerous.
*decides that, on second thought, a feelthy-minded crowd beats a crowd that stuffs socks and makes them into cutesie-wootsie puppets*
...or to some of the bores in P&CE.
Or you could stuff the battery and bunneh in the socks
Del, how in the world did you get to 4000 posts without getting shmooed?
I'm a seagull...what could they possibly do to make it worse?
Point taken.
What about hand puppets?
That's disgusting.
That's another of QW's specialties.