Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

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Jaycinth

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***This is the part of town your mother warned you about. But you come here anyway. You heard the rumors. The truth is, well, interesting.

The cab driver chuckled when he let you out on the corner. He knows all about it. After all, he comes down here a few times a night.

You’re standing in front of a club. Through the windows you can see the patrons dancing. You’ve been in that club before. But it is not your destination tonight.
No.
This evening you walk past the club and turn down the poorly lit alley. You pass a dumpster. The resident accosts you, but you knowthe routine and you’ve brought along a couple bottles of Nighttrain to pay the toll.

A cat hisses and a dog snarls. You’re used to it. The requisite number of bacon wrapped steak nuggets always does the trick.

It’s a dead end. But to your left, there’s a door. You know the signal. You get in. The 1,200-pound yak knows you; you’ve never caused any trouble.
You descend the stairs, familiar scents drift past your nose. The cloak dude takes your coat and you walk through the door into.............***


Welcome to the Comedy Cabaret!
I’m glad to see you here.
..Quite frankly, I’m glad to see any of you here.
.... so you’ll be happy to know we’ll no longer be offering sushi.
On the bright side, though,
I’ve hired a new chef.
His name is Melkeesadeck
That’s right. Just like the bible, but spelled funny.
I call him ‘Mel’
He calls me, ah, ...it doesn’t translate well.
But...he knows how long to boil a cheeseburger,
and how many times to hit it, too.
Seriously folks,
The bar is well stocked,
I know what you all prefer,
Your servers are ‘Cindy’ and ‘Ron’. They work for tips, so please be generous.

As for the teenagers hiding out in the back of the bar, I know who you are. See that black light enhanced beaded curtain? Through that curtain is the arcade. You can purchase an arm band for a joke and play all day, but no way is the bartender going to give you anything stronger than a double chocolate mocha-latte malted shake.

So folks, make yourselves comfortable. Order a drink and sit a spell, or grab the mike.

It is ALWAYS open mike night in this caberet.

And, now, I’m going to step off the stage, and open it up to you. Tell a joke or a quip and anecdote or sing your favorite ‘comedy song’.
***steps off stage and meanders to the back of the club to watch.***
 

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Comedy Cabaret v.66.6

...and we've landed.

Please return your tables to their fully upright and locked positions, extinguish all smoking materials and give the Chihuahua money.
 

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*puts new threads coordinates into GPS*



Hey, the bar looks bigger!
 

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I've been knocking on the door of the old place for hours! Jay, would it have killed you to send me a little "We'ved moved!" note? Huh? Would it have?

humpf










:hi:
hi everybody!
 

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I got lost!

:(

It didn't say 'Bob' at the top of the thread

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...and we've landed.

Please put your clothes on, turn on the lights, extinguish all smoking materials, make sure to finish all alcoholic beverages and give ToT money.
Aw, how sweet of you.

*points to the men's room that has a pair of underwear hanging from the door hinge*
 

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*lifts head up off the bar*

Have a great new year and stuff!

*lapses into unconsciousness*

*moves to Germany*
 

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*lifts head up off the bar*

Have a great new year and stuff!

*lapses into unconsciousness*

*moves to Germany*

Happy travels, international Muppet of intrigue.

Does anyone else use December 30th as Gutter Day (aka reality check day)?
 

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*lifts head up off the bar*

Have a great new year and stuff!

*lapses into unconsciousness*

*moves to Germany*

Have a safe and wonderful journey and…


Prosit Neujahr!
 

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haggis, do you know what 'bob' stands for?
 

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**Looks around**

**confused battery walking in circles**

**chihuey snout down in a single malt**

**Sociopathic fairy overseeing everything**

**Yak at front door**

**Assorted Cabbies in various states of Cabbiness**

Yup, new address but same old place.
 

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I thought underwear were banned in the cabaret. I suppose there's some sort of high falutin dress code now that we moved uptown. Screw that, man. I have too much invested in tube tops to change it up now.
 
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