What a great massage board! Hi snausages!

[CatSlave]

Beats me. Does such a creature exist? I shall find her and attempt to seduce her anyway.
If we're going to make sandwiches with all your sausage,
it's going to look like a Subway shop instead of a harem.

I'd like some hot pepper with mine. :)

[choppersmom]

Oh, absolutely...

Sweet Tart - I could get behind that :D

Can I be Honey Drawers??

[CatSlave]

The other participants in this thread are strangely quiet.
Perhaps their silence is in awe of the Mojo power at work.

Or they're off somewhere shaving their legs and looking for the baby oil.

[Cranky]

Can I be Honey Drawers??

Anything you want, darling.

I mean, Honey Drawers. Where have you been? I have been cold without you!

[Cranky]

The other participants in this thread are strangely quiet.
Perhaps their silence is in awe of the Mojo power.

Or they're off somewhere shaving their legs and looking for the baby oil.


Holy oil, for anointing my noble brow.

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Can one use baby oil for sauteing sausage?

[CatSlave]

Holy oil, for anointing my noble brow.
That too.

[Cranky]

Can one use baby oil for sauteing sausage?

Sure. But do you really want to eat it? Or would you rather massage that oil into my pecs?

I know which one I'd prefer. *waggles brows*

[choppersmom]

Anything you want, darling.

I mean, Honey Drawers. Where have you been? I have been cold without you!

I have been anointing myself with the finest scented oils, preparing myself to submit to your pleasure.

[Cranky]

I have been anointing myself with the finest scented oils, preparing myself to submit to your pleasure.

That's hawt.

[choppersmom]

That's hawt.

Tewtally.

[Cranky]

Tewtally.

Now you're talkin', Honey Drawers.

[choppersmom]

Now you're talkin', Honey Drawers.

Thank you, my master...umm, mistress...um, O person to whose pleasure I submit after anointing myself etc.

[Cranky]

Thank you, my master...umm, mistress...um, O person to whose pleasure I submit after anointing myself etc.

I'm a man, baby! How can you doubt my man-liness when I have such ginormous pecs?

I am offended.

[choppersmom]

I'm a man, baby! How can you doubt my man-liness when I have such ginormous pecs?

I am offended.

My eternal apologies, O most manly of pectoralled splendoriferous specimens. I was only recalling that night when you borrowed my bodice and...ah, but that shall remain in the realm of the unspeakable, shall it not?

[Jersey Chick]

man - she's good.

***sneaks away to find the baby oil***

[choppersmom]

man - she's good.

***sneaks away to find the baby oil***

You don't know the half of it, powderpuff. C'mere, I'll give ya a private show.

[Cranky]

My eternal apologies, O most manly of pectoralled splendoriferous specimens. I was only recalling that night when you borrowed my bodice and...ah, but that shall remain in the realm of the unspeakable, shall it not?

The Game is confused by these spewings.

Massage me, and I'll forgive you.

[Cranky]

You don't know the half of it, powderpuff. C'mere, I'll give ya a private show.

Uh-uh. Not in my harem!

[choppersmom]

Uh-uh. Not in my harem!

What do you think the harem girls are doing while you're away grilling the sausages?

[choppersmom]

The Game is confused by these spewings.

Massage me, and I'll forgive you.

Unhook your bra so I can...oops!

[Cranky]

What do you think the harem girls are doing while you're away grilling the sausages?

Blasphemy!

[Cranky]

Unhook your bra so I can...oops!

Impertinent wench. I shall have to punish you.

Oh lordy. I'm gonna get so BANNED!

[choppersmom]

I have offended you, O Grillmaster. Here, let me spread the sauerkraut of peace onto the crusty bun of harmony.

[Cranky]

I have offended you, O Grillmaster. Here, let me spread the sauerkraut of peace onto the crusty bun of harmony.

That's more like it. The Game is appeased by your offering.

I'm hungry.

[choppersmom]

Impertinent wench. I shall have to punish you.

Oh lordy. I'm gonna get so BANNED!

That's OK, we'll hang out in banninationland together until the door-rattling annoys the mods enough that they let us back in.

[choppersmom]

That's more like it. The Game is appeased by your offering.

I'm hungry.

Me too, let's grab a burger, huh?

[Cranky]

Me too, let's grab a burger, huh?

Nah. I think I want a salad. I've had too much grease today.

[Cranky]

That's OK, we'll hang out in banninationland together until the door-rattling annoys the mods enough that they let us back in.

We can hope they'll let us back in. Maybe with shockcollars attached. I heard rumors...

[choppersmom]

We can hope they'll let us back in. Maybe with shockcollars attached. I heard rumors...

Those weren't rumors, that was Haggis farting. Chihuahua farts are surprisingly loud.

[Soccer Mom]

U iz all busted!


http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/2/21/th_doinhardtimzf128481087845312500.jpg

[Cranky]

It wasn't me! It was the half-nekkid dude sporting a chef's hat!

[Jersey Chick]

Where did that guy go, anyway???

**sigh**

;)

[drachin8]

I feel like yesterday was all a lie. There is no harem, no man-teat, and no sausage. For one day, my life was complete. Now everything is lost...

:cry:


-Michelle

[Jersey Chick]

Reality bites, don't it?

[Cranky]

I'll pass along a message, I guess. Best I can do.

[choppersmom]

I still stink of scented oil. That much was real, at least. That stuff just won't wash off!

[Cranky]

I still stink of scented oil. That much was real, at least. That stuff just won't wash off!

Let that be a lesson to you, Missy!

[drachin8]

I still stink of scented oil. That much was real, at least. That stuff just won't wash off!

Is the oil sausage-scented? Because that would make it all worth it.


:)

-Michelle

[choppersmom]

Is the oil sausage-scented? Because that would make it all worth it.


:)

-Michelle

Now that you mention, yes, it's sort of a jambalaya fragrance. Spicy!!

[choppersmom]

Let that be a lesson to you, Missy!

I'll never learn.

[CatSlave]

I feel like yesterday was all a lie. There is no harem, no man-teat, and no sausage. For one day, my life was complete. Now everything is lost...

:cry:


-Michelle
How can you be so sure?

I still smell the enticing aroma of sausage wafting on the breeze...

[Cranky]

How can you be so sure?

I still smell the enticing aroma of sausage wafting on the breeze...


*gags*

[drachin8]

How can you be so sure?

I still smell the enticing aroma of sausage wafting on the breeze...

All I smell right now is stale programmer. *sigh*


:)

-Michelle

[choppersmom]

How can you be so sure?

I still smell the enticing aroma of sausage wafting on the breeze...

Sorry, that's me - these damned scented oils.

[IdiotsRUs]

Sod the sausages I'm pining for pictures of half naked men, all oiled and ready to go. I wanted to be chief nipple fluffer.

:cry:

[CatSlave]

http://www.scott-o-rama.com/wp-content/uploads/Image/Barbera%20Twins.jpg (http://www.scott-o-rama.com/wp-content/uploads/Image/Barbera%20Twins.jpg)

Double your pleasure, double your fun...

[IdiotsRUs]

I'd prefer ones where I didn't have to put a paper bag over their head to keep myself from puking. They look like my brothers, and that's just ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Thanks for the thought though :)

[CatSlave]

I'd prefer ones where I didn't have to put a paper bag over their head to keep myself from puking. They look like my brothers, and that's just ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Thanks for the thought though :)
Oh Brothers, where art thou?

[Jersey Chick]

:roll:

My brotherhttp://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb134/JerseyChick71/180px-Beavis_and_Butthead_horror.png looks a little like Beavis from Beavis and Butthead - here...


That's him on the right :D

[IdiotsRUs]

Brother A is fabulously weathly as a result of designing computer chips for a living, but has a fiancee. ( and actually he looks a bit more like Pierce Brosnan)

Borther B is getting divorced and hence has no money, but at least he should stop acting like a total *insert naughty word*

[choppersmom]

How's this?

http://dpawsey.tripod.com/scarymofo.jpg

[IdiotsRUs]

the logo's given me a nice picture in my head;)

[CatSlave]

Brother A is fabulously weathly as a result of designing computer chips for a living, but has a fiancee. ( and actually he looks a bit more like Pierce Brosnan)

Borther B is getting divorced and hence has no money, but at least he should stop acting like a total *insert naughty word*
Hey, if they are looking for a middle-aged chubby chick who reads a lot,
is a terrific cook and is lousy in bed, I'm THE woman. :D

I'll be anxiously waiting by my PM mailbox for a reply.

[CatSlave]

How's this?

http://dpawsey.tripod.com/scarymofo.jpg
After looking at this, I'm giving up sausage for eternity. Ugh!

[CatSlave]

http://www.scott-o-rama.com/wp-content/uploads/Image/Barbera%20Twins.jpg (http://www.scott-o-rama.com/wp-content/uploads/Image/Barbera%20Twins.jpg)

Double your pleasure, double your fun...

Hey Cranky, make a sandwich out of this!

[IdiotsRUs]

it's a long flight just to cook dinner :)

[CatSlave]

Hey, if they are looking for a middle-aged chubby chick who reads a lot,
is a terrific cook and is lousy in bed, I'm THE woman. :D

I'll be anxiously waiting by my PM mailbox for a reply.
Ths silence is deafening. :cry:

[IdiotsRUs]

I can send you used boxers if you like?

[CatSlave]

I can send you used boxers if you like?
You made a sandwich and didn't invite me, right? :(

[IdiotsRUs]

I'll get it to swim over. Bread might get a bit soggy though :(

[Cranky]

Hey Cranky, make a sandwich out of this!

Oh my.

*fans self, then checks over shoulder for lurking husband*

Goodnessgracious!

[dpaterso]

This board is not suitable for such disgusting nekkid beefcake images and you should all be ashamed of yourselves, ashamed I say.

Thread scheduled for move to April Fools Day archive!

-Derek

[Cranky]

This board is not suitable for such disgusting nekkid beefcake images and you should all be ashamed of yourselves, ashamed I say.

-Derek

Your just jelus cuz we're not worshipping your beefy self, Derek.

Post a pic, then. Go on. :D

[dpaterso]

Anything to oblige!

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u62/dpat57/rachel.jpg

-Derek