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William Haskins

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assuming your name (with "St." preceding it) was the main title, what would be the subtitle?
 

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Can we use any name? Like:

St. Bernard: How I Wormed My Way Out of Hairy Situations, or My Life in the Kennels of Obscurity (not intended to reflect poorly on the real St. Bernard of Clairveux (sp?))

Or must we use our own? Like

St. Rob: Ringing the Doorbell of Your Soul, then Running Away before I have to Face the Music
 

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I would spread my wings of goodness over cobbler-haters as well. Anything that includes cooked fruit really. Can I change it to St. Sara: Patron St. of Cooked Fruit-Haters? (this is sounding oddly reminiscent of Good Omens)

EDIT: I like the topping of the cobbler, so it would just have to be the gooey-fruity filling haters that I back up. Send your prayers my way!
 
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William Haskins said:
not to further antagonize you, sara, but what about cobblers?

I thought you meant shoe-makers! I don't know any women who hate them.

How about: St. Sara, Patron Saint of Fruit-filled Pastry-Haters and Anything Else you put on a Windowsill to Cool-Haters
 

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St. Lucia: Ignorer of best before dates.
 

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