FBI reveals 1969 plot to kill Mick Jagger

[rugcat]

Ah, the good old days. Peace, love, and understanding.

http://www.thedailyswarm.com/headlines/hells-angels-hatched-mick-jagger-assasination/

[Cranky]

OM freakin' G! That's sad and hilarious all at once.

[Don Allen]

Actually most people don't know this but they did in fact miss Mick and killed Keith Richards. The deterioration of Keiths body is proof that he has in fact been dead for 41 years.

[maestrowork]

Jagger is still alive?

[small axe]

“They planned the attack from the sea ... The boat was hit by a storm and all of the men were thrown overboard. All survived and there was not said to have been any further attempt on Jagger’s life.”


They may be "Hell's Angels" -- but even a neophyte knows you cannot attack Mick Jagger from the sea.

Jagger is protected from all watery conspiracy by his mutual defense treaty ... struck between himself and Cthulhu, decades ago.

Mick wanted to sign the deal in blood, but Cthulhu said "No, Mick ... just leave Brian Jones at the bottom of a swimming pool."

[Angelinity]

he hired them as SECURITY GUARDS -- a gang? he hired a gang to provide security?? ...how much brains does that take! this is scarier than horror fiction.

...were they ever prosecuted for killing that poor 18-year-old?