What do the Mods say in their Secret Mod Meetings? (Necro Thread Alert, From 2008!)

underthecity · Feb 12, 2008

I've always wondered this. We know the moderators have their own secret private forums at AW where they hang out and talk about us regular folk and make their Big Mod Decisions.

What goes on in there (besides making fun of our misspelled thread titles)?

Any theories?

A paranoid mind would like to know.

allen

Rolling Thunder · Feb 12, 2008

It's actually pretty boring. Until threads like this pop up and we start taking notes.

Carry on...

Sarita · Feb 12, 2008

I, for one, think they chat nonstop about sparkly cows, eggplant, Epona, and big boots. That's just an uneducated guess, though.

Pat~ · Feb 12, 2008

We make fun of III and torture Haggis. Other than that, not much goes on.

Rolling Thunder · Feb 12, 2008

Well, there ya go.

Nothing to see here, folks. Move along.

Ol' Fashioned Girl · Feb 12, 2008

I hear they run in fear of Mac... but that's strictly secret info. Don't tell.

III · Feb 12, 2008

Ever drop acid and go to a bullfight?

Hillary · Feb 12, 2008

This one time, a mod (who shall remain anonymous) requested I send him/her a thread bomb he/she'd seen me post, for use in the mod room.

It was this one:

It sort of sounds like I'm making this up, doesn't it?

KTC · Feb 12, 2008

"KTC is being a freak again! When the hell can I ban him? Please...for the love of God, let me ban him!!!!"

KTC · Feb 12, 2008

III said:
Ever drop acid and go to a bullfight?

Yes. But I don't see what that has to do with anything?

underthecity · Feb 12, 2008

I'll bet they read all our PMs and share them with each other and laugh and laugh and laugh.

Jerks.

allen

davids · Feb 12, 2008

Saritams8 said:
I, for one, think they chat nonstop about sparkly cows, eggplant, Epona, and big boots. That's just an uneducated guess, though.

I always new that Saritams was smarter than the average Pooh Bear now I know she has Eor Ears-and she is not only on top of the mods but has made me understand mod-ified stinkin-er thinking-HIC!

Silver King · Feb 12, 2008

underthecity said:
...What goes on in there (besides making fun of our misspelled thread titles)?

Any theories?

A paranoid mind would like to know.

allen

I don't see any misspellings in your thread title. My, you really are paranoid.

aka eraser · Feb 12, 2008

Allen, a goodly portion of the time we talk about that thing you keep on the left-hand side of your night table.

Salem · Feb 12, 2008

They sit around and wonder who had the brilliant idea to make III a mod. No one can remember who suggested it and now none of them want to take the blame.

reigningcatsndogs · Feb 12, 2008

They start every day with their own prayers

Grant me the Patience to deal with them
The Keys to ban them
And the Wisdom to know which Super Mod to blame

then check to make sure we've all had our medication

then they argue over who was the last to have the lobster dictionary and didn't put it away properly

(I suspect they may even have a campaign on to 'x' out all Friday's from the calendar and then draw straws to see who has to monitor the TorD thread, but that's just a guess)

Silver King · Feb 12, 2008

Hillary said:
This one time, a mod (who shall remain anonymous) requested I send him/her a thread bomb he/she'd seen me post, for use in the mod room.

It was this one:

It sort of sounds like I'm making this up, doesn't it?

When all of the votes are tallied, that indeed is the final image used when a member is ousted.

Thanks, Hillary, for permission to use your work. It comes in handy.

Rolling Thunder · Feb 12, 2008

reigningcatsndogs said:
And the Wisdom to know which Super Mod to blame

Dawno. It's always Dawno.

davids · Feb 12, 2008

reigningcatsndogs said:
They start every day with their own prayers

Grant me the Patience to deal with them
The Keys to ban them
And the Wisdom to know which Super Mod to blame

then check to make sure we've all had our medication

then they argue over who was the last to have the lobster dictionary and didn't put it away properly

(I suspect they may even have a campaign on to 'x' out all Friday's from the calendar and then draw straws to see who has to monitor the TorD thread, but that's just a guess)

A thesorical post if ever I read one and probably spotonificated! They secretly lust for Fridays so I have been toldicated!

JLCwrites · Feb 12, 2008

Saw Davids and had to hop in to say hello!!! *hopping out of thread now*

KTC · Feb 12, 2008

I'm here on a no-ban clause. It's a locked tight contract. That's what really annoys them. They try to ban me. I'm immune to the button.

reigningcatsndogs · Feb 12, 2008

Turkey Lurkey said:
Saw Davids and had to hop in to say hello!!! *hopping out of thread now*

That would be Chicken Lurkey!!! RT isn't really taking names Turkey!! I know he isn't!!

davids · Feb 12, 2008

Turkey Lurkey said:
Saw Davids and had to hop in to say hello!!! *hopping out of thread now*

who loves ya baby???? :Hug2:

JLCwrites · Feb 12, 2008

davids said:
who loves ya baby????

davids · Feb 12, 2008

reigning is pondering but the mods are meandering with nothing to do but to give to you and to give to me-love forever true!! HIC and BTHOOM as usuallllll!!!!

What do the Mods say in their Secret Mod Meetings? (Necro Thread Alert, From 2008!)

Finestkind

carpe noctem

Luftmensch Emeritus, A.D.D.

Hand? What hand?

rockin the suburbs

Neural Trailblazer

Stand in the Place Where You Live

Stand in the Place Where You Live

Finestkind

Megalops Erectus

Fish Whisperer

query-impaired

Too sad for words.

Megalops Erectus

Stand in the Place Where You Live

Too sad for words.