Caption Me! (Super Tuesday Edition)

[William Haskins]

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[Forbidden Snowflake]

Mhmmmmmm, so nice when he bites my ear :D

[Norman D Gutter]

Watch that hand, mistah.

[Rolling Thunder]

I got a fresh box of Cubans in my dressing room.

[brokenfingers]

http://www.lucianne.com/routine/images/02-04-08.jpg
."How ya like me now? Huh? Bet Bubba never did that to ya!"

[Plot Device]

http://www.lucianne.com/routine/images/02-04-08.jpg
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My hero!

[otterman]

I'll let go of your ear if you let go of my crotch!

[Plot Device]

http://www.lucianne.com/routine/images/02-04-08.jpg
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Oh my God, Barack! Look up there! Kucinich was right!

[Plot Device]

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Hey, Hillary ... you still lookin' to get even with Bill over that whole Monica thing?

[Takvah]

http://www.lucianne.com/routine/images/02-04-08.jpg

"Me, you and Wolf Blitzer, back at the hotel in an hour."

[rugcat]

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."I hate to disappoint you Hil, but that's my forearm you're grabbing." (With apologies to Mel Brooks)

[poetinahat]

"Hey, it's karaoke night at Skull and Bones. How 'bout we do Islands in the Stream?"*^



*: Bonus points for no sex reference.
^: Minus points for lameness. It's a wash.

[jst5150]

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The Vote Whisperer

[odocoileus]

"Mom, I'll call you every day, I promise. Now let go."

[nerds]

"You can tell me now. What is it with you and the godawful pantsuits anyway?"

[Christine N.]

I can haz a whole brayne now?

[Susan Gable]

Cigars out, palmed joy buzzers, in.


Susan G.

[William Haskins]

http://www.lucianne.com/routine/images/02-04-08.jpg

"then i'm gonna raise the income tax rate to 90%... yeah, that's right...
then i'm gonna abolish private property... yeah, you like that, don't you,
you dirty little minx... then i'm gonna gut the military..."







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[Joe270]

Damn, Hillary, stop humping my hand. . .

Don't stop, I'm almost there. . .

[Bird of Prey]

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Keep smiling. . .that's right. Now don't call me inexperienced again, understand?

[Rolling Thunder]

I'm a closet Republican.

*gasp* So am I!
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[dolores haze]

http://www.lucianne.com/routine/images/02-04-08.jpg
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I'll wonk you, if you'll wonk me...

[Magdalen]

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Please don't make me laugh, I'm not wearing my Depends!

[Magdalen]

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I'm not Commander-In-Chief yet, so you don't have to salute!

[SarahinOhio]

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They don't call it Super Tuesday for nothin'.

[Perks]

I don't have anything to say, except that's probably the funniest political caption picture yet. I've barked out laughing every time I've checked this thread.

I love these caption games.

[billythrilly7th]

http://www.lucianne.com/routine/images/02-04-08.jpg

"Once you go black....."

[Cassie88]

Monica and all the women have been a cover up; bill's gay!

[TheGaffer]

"I told you, they're real, and they're spectacular."

[C.bronco]

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Don't spit up on my shoulder

[DeleyanLee]

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"You're leading again."

[Plot Device]

http://www.lucianne.com/routine/images/02-04-08.jpg

"Don't cry ... at least it's not your BACK that I'm stabbing."






[And I'll leave it up to the reader to decide who is saying that to whom.]